The Division Wed, 20 Nov 2024

	(3) 6	-	(1) 2
Send Help				Kingsmill Rangers
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Wilma Leggrowbach 14 Chanda Lear 26, 40, 53 Adam Sapple 65 Joe Czarfunee 79		Stu Pitt 32 Ed Jewcation 70 (og)

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		5 2 3 Attacking
70		Possession		30
12		Shots		5
7		Fouls		9
1		Yellow Cards		1
1		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		1
Passing		Style		Passing
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 K.Cook 87 2 A.Sapple 89 3 E.Jewcation 64 4 W.Leggrowbach 88 5 J.Czarfunee (39,83) 87 6 W.Melon 89 7 A.Thetires 88 8 S.Night 89 9 W.Maykit 90 10 C.Lear 90 11 A.Gravity 88 12 F.Bisceps 0 13 B.Board 0 14 J.King 0 15 W.Bago 0 16 D.Tater 0		1 E.Dover 74 2 D.Druff (61) 60 3 S.Cola 69 4 H.Voor 68 5 W.Maykit 73 6 L.Stooth 65 7 R.Meeblind 81 8 S.Pitt 78 9 A.Choke 78 10 K.Opener 75 11 A.Bomb 77 12 R.Sance 0 13 U.Daway 0 14 C.Needzit 0 15 B.Nessround 0 16 M.Skeeto 0

Time		Person	Description
14 mins		Wilma Leggrowbach	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
26 mins		Chanda Lear	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins		Stu Pitt	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
39 mins		Joe Czarfunee	Faking injury
40 mins		Chanda Lear	with a spectacular bicycle kick
53 mins		Chanda Lear	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
61 mins		Dan Druff	Indecent exposure
65 mins		Adam Sapple	with a header from the penalty area
70 mins		Ed Jewcation	with an own goal
79 mins		Joe Czarfunee	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
83 mins		Joe Czarfunee	Unsporting behaviour

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Match Report

With three points in the bag, Send Help are looking like serious promotion contenders. With so much at stake, no one's likely to be getting light-hearted about it. Nick Newton would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off. To call the amount of possession Kingsmill Rangers had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display. What a midfield Send Help have. Kingsmill Rangers didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs. Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Kingsmill Rangers's Nick Newton is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 2 3 Attacking formation. "In football, if you stand still you go backwards," manager Intro Vert claimed following the win. "To get results like that you have to take the bike by the horns." A bad day at the office? It might explain why Kingsmill Rangers were so easily beaten. shouldn't they have been on a football pitch?

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Simon Pieman	Hot	Hard Pitch