Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(2) 3
Grande Vites				Redhill Rovers
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Sheri Cola 9 Joe Czarfunee 19, 69 Al Kaholic 26 (pen), 43, 52, 61, 77 Moe DeLawn 34		Hugh deMann 13 Ariel Hassle 27 Warren Piece 82

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1
63	Possession	37
17	Shots	10
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Zaria		90
2	M.DeLawn		76
3	S.Freak		71
4	J.Strap		75
5	P.Pantz	(90)	48
6	J.Czarfunee		88
7	S.Cola		77
8	M.DeLawn		81
9	D.Buratto		64
10	A.Bomb		53
11	A.Kaholic		92
12	D.Pipes		0
13	B.Crobbery		0
14	M.Rohsopht		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	S.Cola		0

1	W.Leggrowbach		61
2	S.Down		72
3	T.Burr		69
4	R.Kleiner		70
5	K.Dewitt	(90)	48
6	D.Pipes		59
7	A.Sapple		78
8	A.Hassle		74
9	B.Frapples		69
10	H.deMann		61
11	W.Piece		72
12	S.Cola		0
13	D.Lect		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	O.Whackew		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Sheri Cola	with a great solo effort
13 mins	Hugh deMann	with the hand of God
19 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
26 mins	Al Kaholic	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
34 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
41 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Al Kaholic	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
52 mins	Al Kaholic	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
55 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Al Kaholic	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a thunderous shot from distance
77 mins	Al Kaholic	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
82 mins	Warren Piece	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
87 mins	Al Kaholic	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Peter Pantz	Flying a kite
90 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Not even Michael Owen would bet against Redhill Rovers getting relegated after this pitiful 9 - 3 defeat.
After a good session at the Visit disco the Grande Vites performance was credit to manager Adam Moyse's commitment.
Otto Whackew didn't show up for Redhill Rovers because he couldn't find his favourite pants and can't play properly without a lacy pair of knickers under his shorts.
Redhill Rovers's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Attacking was order of the day, good news for Grande Vites, whereas "Play something different" will be order of tomorrow for Redhill Rovers.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Grande Vites manager Adam Moyse does. But 4 5 1 is not the best shape for them.
"That's not the best we've played recently," offered manager Part- Timer following his side's defeat. "We've played a lot better than that and won. We need to start doing that again."
The only explanation for this defeat is that Redhill Rovers thought the opposition clearly needed the points more than they did.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Soft Pitch