Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(2) 5
Grimthorpe Eagles				exsticfc
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Val Crow 8, 21 Fletcher Bisceps 33, 77 Wilma Leggrowbach 44, 55, 66, 88		Al Luminum 16 Chad Terbocks 31, 46 Justin Case 61, 75

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	3 5 2
59	Possession	41
14	Shots	11
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		78
2	B.Crobbery	(57)	72
3	S.Cola		75
4	J.Case		47
5	A.Hassle		46
6	K.Opener		74
7	V.Crow		78
8	C.Mass		75
9	V.Crow		43
10	F.Bisceps		79
11	W.Leggrowbach		76
12	J.Strap		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	R.Kleiner		0
16	L.Sirr		0

1	S.Freak	72
2	M.DeLawn	72
3	A.Luminum	78
4	W.Leggrowbach	51
5	S.Pitt	47
6	A.Luminum	70
7	C.Lear	53
8	B.Frapples	58
9	U.Daway	45
10	J.Case	66
11	C.Terbocks	87
12	B.Arrow	0
13	X.Money	0
14	D.Geruss	0
15	S.Down	0
16	L.Lyde	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Val Crow	with a great volley from 10 yards out
16 mins	Al Luminum	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
21 mins	Val Crow	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
31 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a belter from his own half
33 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
44 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the bumcheek of God
46 mins	Chad Terbocks	with the hand of God
55 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
57 mins	Ben Crobbery	Repeated fouling
61 mins	Justin Case	with the bumcheek of God
66 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a great chip from the left wing
75 mins	Justin Case	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
77 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a goal kick
88 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

Three crucial points for Grimthorpe Eagles was the reward for their much-needed win over exsticfc. They might avoid the drop yet.
Happy Harry must be the organ grinder, exsticfc are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
After taking a good hiding while walking past the local school, Lou Sirr was so humiliated by being beaten up by a 13-year-old girl, he didn't turn up for Grimthorpe Eagles.
The Grimthorpe Eagles players were on a £1-a-goal bonus which saw Wilma Leggrowbach take home 4 pounds. Riches beyond his wildest dreams.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It seemed every time exsticfc attacked, Grimthorpe Eagles would counter right back at them with the same.
Grimthorpe Eagles's Adam Sapple experiment with the Diamond formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"That was a great win for us today," puffed manager Adam Sapple after the match. "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponent's goal."
It's not going to be this straightforward every week, much is the pity for Grimthorpe Eagles. They'd win everything in sight if it was.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Windy

Hard Pitch