Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(1) 2
Lincoln Albion				Redhill Rovers
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Huang Annsaw 6, 80, 87 Bo Nessround 13 (pen), 21 (pen) Kent Cook 29, 58, 73 Ben Dover 36 Bud Weiser 43 Wilma Leggrowbach 50, 66		Warren Piece 30 Adam Sapple 63

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	Christmas Tree
68	Possession	32
18	Shots	9
5	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		87
2	H.Mungous		84
3	N.Ovtime		87
4	B.Board		82
5	E.Dover	(33,68)	76
6	B.Weiser		43
7	L.DeHand		81
8	W.Leggrowbach		90
9	H.Annsaw		72
10	K.Cook		91
11	B.Dover		87
12	D.Geruss		0
13	K.Opener		0
14	S.Urai		0
15	S.Night		0
16	X.Money		0

1	W.Leggrowbach		59
2	S.Down		74
3	T.Burr		70
4	R.Kleiner	(71)	65
5	H.Fire	(68)	47
6	A.Sapple		87
7	O.Whackew		76
8	B.Frapples		63
9	A.Hassle		75
10	S.Cola		66
11	W.Piece	(33)	72
12	H.deMann		0
13	L.Lyde		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	K.Dewitt		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great solo effort
13 mins	Bo Nessround	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Bo Nessround	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Kent Cook	with a header from the penalty area
30 mins	Warren Piece	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
33 mins	Warren Piece	Head butting
33 mins	Eileen Dover	Head butting
36 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
43 mins	Bud Weiser	with a belter from the halfway line
50 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a belter from the halfway line
58 mins	Kent Cook	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
63 mins	Adam Sapple	from the dressing room
66 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a great solo effort
68 mins	Eileen Dover	Foul and abusive language
68 mins	Harrison Fire	Foul and abusive language
71 mins	Rick Kleiner	Spitting
73 mins	Kent Cook	with a strike from the left wing
80 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a brave flying header
83 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	scuffed a penalty
87 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a brave flying header

Match Report

Lincoln Albion taught Redhill Rovers a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 12 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
Andrew Wood is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Lincoln Albion team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Redhill Rovers don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by Lincoln Albion taught them.
Huang Annsaw made scoring look easy as he completed his hat trick with a brave flying header.
Lincoln Albion's manager Andrew Wood has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
Eileen Dover and Harrison Fire had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Everything Kent Cook did today was magic. Without question the Man Of The Match.
With results like this, local trophy cabinet makers have begun to contact Lincoln Albion and offer estimates for the extra large special.
After his shocking performance, Redhill Rovers's goalie Wilma Leggrowbach admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Normal

Hard Pitch