Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(1) 3
Monkey Hangers Fc				rochdale united
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Harrison Fire 11 Bob Frapples 21, 32, 62, 71 Sid Down 42 Eileen Dover 52 Lee Nover 81		Ariel Hassle 24 Wayne Deer 46 Kent Cook 68

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	Diamond
53	Possession	47
14	Shots	13
6	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	R.Sance		83
2	W.Bago		65
3	S.Down		81
4	A.Hassle		90
5	J.Credible	(65)	78
6	L.Nover		88
7	C.Mass		74
8	B.Frapples		88
9	E.Dover	(59)	74
10	H.Fire		60
11	A.Meway		48
12	A.Bomb		0
13	R.Meeblind	(59)	43
14	R.Cranium		0
15	A.Gator		0
16	S.Dup		0

1	A.Tricity		73
2	W.Maykit		73
3	W.Deer		79
4	B.Tagg		73
5	L.Tarred	(65)	64
6	R.Ingleaves		81
7	J.King		79
8	A.Structible		73
9	K.Cook		68
10	A.Hassle		61
11	J.Frayed		52
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	T.Burr		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	S.Freak		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Harrison Fire	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
21 mins	Bob Frapples	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a dink right on the goal line
32 mins	Bob Frapples	with a powerful header into the top corner
42 mins	Sid Down	with a strike from the left wing
46 mins	Wayne Deer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
52 mins	Eileen Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
59 mins	Eileen Dover	A broken leg
62 mins	Bob Frapples	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
65 mins	Justin Credible	Foul and abusive language
65 mins	Leo Tarred	Foul and abusive language
68 mins	Kent Cook	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
71 mins	Bob Frapples	with a brave flying header
81 mins	Lee Nover	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins	Kent Cook	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Monkey Hangers Fc beat rochdale united at a canter with a comfortable 8 - 3 win.
Jim Smith clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
rochdale united's Sheeza Freak didn't show because he'd missed Eastenders during the week and need to catch up on events in the omnibus.
rochdale united's keeper, Alec Tricity, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
An almighty performance by Monkey Hangers Fc's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Justin Credible and Leo Tarred had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Diamond was a good stab, unfortunately for Jim Smith most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I don't think rochdale united knew what hit them," striker Eileen Dover told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
When a side like Monkey Hangers Fc give their all the result isn't going any other way than their way. And, at 8 - 3 so it proved.

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Referee

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Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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