Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(12) 22
Shanmen Fc				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 76498 15, 57 Player Name 76486 70		Player Name 8314 3, 6, 13, 19, 29, 38, 44, 47, 53, 62 (pen), 68, 71, 78 Player Name 8310 9, 32, 50 Player Name 8316 16, 26 Player Name 8318 41 (pen), 59, 65, 75

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	1 8 1
31	Possession	69
6	Shots	22
8	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 76482	(24)	30
2	P.Name 76483		0
3	P.Name 76486	(59,78)	30
4	P.Name 76487		0
5	P.Name 76491		29
6	P.Name 76493		27
7	P.Name 76496		0
8	P.Name 76497		0
9	P.Name 76498		25
10	P.Name 76490		0
11	P.Name 76494		28
12	P.Name 76492		0
13	P.Name 76484	(24)	28
14	P.Name 76481		0
15	P.Name 76495		0
16	P.Name 76489		0

1	P.Name 8302		31
2	P.Name 8303	(78)	34
3	P.Name 8306	(53)	30
4	P.Name 8307		0
5	P.Name 8311		30
6	P.Name 8313		29
7	P.Name 8316		29
8	P.Name 8317		39
9	P.Name 8318		26
10	P.Name 8310		34
11	P.Name 8314		33
12	P.Name 8312		0
13	P.Name 8304		0
14	P.Name 8301		0
15	P.Name 8315		0
16	P.Name 8309		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 8314	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
6 mins	Player Name 8314	with a header from the penalty area
9 mins	Player Name 8310	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
13 mins	Player Name 8314	with a great chip from the left wing
15 mins	Player Name 76498	from the dressing room
16 mins	Player Name 8316	from the dressing room
19 mins	Player Name 8314	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins	Player Name 76482	A mild concussion
26 mins	Player Name 8316	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins	Player Name 76498	scuffed a penalty
29 mins	Player Name 8314	with a dink right on the goal line
32 mins	Player Name 8310	with a belter from the halfway line
38 mins	Player Name 8314	with a thunderous shot from distance
41 mins	Player Name 8318	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Player Name 8314	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Player Name 8314	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
50 mins	Player Name 8310	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
53 mins	Player Name 8306	Squabbling
53 mins	Player Name 8314	from a throw in
56 mins	Player Name 8318	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Player Name 76498	from a throw in
59 mins	Player Name 76486	Spitting
59 mins	Player Name 8318	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
62 mins	Player Name 8314	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins	Player Name 8318	with a strike from the left wing
68 mins	Player Name 8314	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
70 mins	Player Name 76486	with a thunderous shot from distance
71 mins	Player Name 8314	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
75 mins	Player Name 8318	with a spectacular bicycle kick
78 mins	Player Name 8303	Foul and abusive language
78 mins	Player Name 76486	Foul and abusive language
78 mins	Player Name 8314	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

What was this? A game of rugby? Such was the beating handed down to Shanmen Fc that it must have seemed like We Play Like Girls were getting three points per goal with a bonus penalty kick every time they scored for the result to be 22 - 3.
At least ben taylor is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
After missing this victory, Player Name 8304 could come to see his "an argument with his girlfriend. " excuse end his career.
Shanmen Fc could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
After today's performance Shanmen Fc's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
Player Name 8303 and Player Name 76486 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Albert Boneshaker's book.
The match was abandoned after 78 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"It was a great win for us," Player Name 8314 told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
You'd think at 22 - 3 We Play Like Girls would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave Shanmen Fc shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Soft Pitch