Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(13) 26
Shanmen Fc				Birkirkara F.C.
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
		Player Name 32178 3, 9, 15, 25, 38, 44, 46, 53, 62, 71, 80, 88 Player Name 32171 7, 74 Player Name 32176 12, 22, 34 Player Name 32164 19, 56 Player Name 32177 31, 41, 59, 65, 83 Player Name 32167 68, 85

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	5 2 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	27
13	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 76482		0
2	P.Name 76483	(47)	33
3	P.Name 76486		30
4	P.Name 76487		0
5	P.Name 76491		29
6	P.Name 76493		27
7	P.Name 76496		0
8	P.Name 76497		0
9	P.Name 76498		25
10	P.Name 76490		0
11	P.Name 76494		28
12	P.Name 76492		0
13	P.Name 76484		0
14	P.Name 76481		0
15	P.Name 76495		0
16	P.Name 76489		0

1	P.Name 32162		27
2	P.Name 32163		32
3	P.Name 32165	(46)	30
4	P.Name 32164		27
5	P.Name 32166		30
6	P.Name 32167		34
7	P.Name 32171		31
8	P.Name 32173		26
9	P.Name 32176		32
10	P.Name 32177		39
11	P.Name 32178		26
12	P.Name 32172		0
13	P.Name 32170		0
14	P.Name 32161		0
15	P.Name 32175		0
16	P.Name 32169		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 32178	with a powerful header into the top corner
7 mins	Player Name 32171	from a free kick
9 mins	Player Name 32178	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
12 mins	Player Name 32176	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Player Name 32178	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
19 mins	Player Name 32164	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
22 mins	Player Name 32176	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
25 mins	Player Name 32178	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
28 mins	Player Name 32177	blasted a penalty into row z
31 mins	Player Name 32177	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
34 mins	Player Name 32176	with a brave flying header
38 mins	Player Name 32178	with a powerful header into the top corner
41 mins	Player Name 32177	with a flick on
44 mins	Player Name 32178	with a powerful header into the top corner
46 mins	Player Name 32165	Shirt pulling
46 mins	Player Name 32178	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
47 mins	Player Name 76483	Flying a kite
49 mins	Player Name 32178	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Player Name 32178	with the bumcheek of God
56 mins	Player Name 32164	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
59 mins	Player Name 32177	with a spectacular bicycle kick
62 mins	Player Name 32178	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
65 mins	Player Name 32177	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
68 mins	Player Name 32167	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins	Player Name 32178	from a corner
74 mins	Player Name 32171	with a dink right on the goal line
77 mins	Player Name 32178	blasted a penalty into row z
80 mins	Player Name 32178	from a throw in
83 mins	Player Name 32177	from the dressing room
85 mins	Player Name 32167	with a brave flying header
88 mins	Player Name 32178	from a corner

Match Report

There are some important lessons that Shanmen Fc's manager ben taylor should take from this crushing 26 - 0 defeat at the hands of Birkirkara F.C.. Fielding a team that can at least offer some resistance would be the main one.
ben taylor must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Shanmen Fc off training will help.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
There must be a reason why Shanmen Fc manager ben taylor insists on continuing to play the woeful Player Name 76482 in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Birkirkara F.C.'s attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Shanmen Fc's ben taylor is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk Birkirkara F.C. manager Joseph Farrugia following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

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