Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(10) 21
We Play Like Girls				Orpington Park
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8318 20, 70 Player Name 8302 29 (pen) Player Name 8316 38 Player Name 8310 47 Player Name 8313 58		Jamie English 4, 9, 13, 18, 22, 29, 34, 38, 42, 46, 50, 55, 63, 67, 71, 80, 86, 90 Rob Champion 26 Alan Benson 59 Tom Foster 75

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 4 2
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	21
14	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8302		31
2	P.Name 8303		34
3	P.Name 8306	(41)	30
4	P.Name 8307		30
5	P.Name 8311		0
6	P.Name 8313		29
7	P.Name 8316		29
8	P.Name 8317		39
9	P.Name 8318		26
10	P.Name 8310	(21,60)	34
11	P.Name 8314		0
12	P.Name 8312		0
13	P.Name 8304		0
14	P.Name 8301		0
15	P.Name 8315		0
16	P.Name 8309		0

1	G.English		48
2	J.Burbidge	(21)	45
3	C.Smith	(27,56)	46
4	N.Scott		0
5	A.Benson		46
6	T.Foster		47
7	J.Hunt		47
8	R.Berry		48
9	R.McCabe		48
10	R.Champion	(41)	45
11	J.English		48
12	D.Livett		0
13	M.Lynch	(21)	46
14	H.Hawes	(41)	47
15	M.Pett		0
16	D.Calvert		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Jamie English	from the dressing room
9 mins	Jamie English	with a flick on
10 mins	Player Name 8302	scuffed a penalty
13 mins	Jamie English	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
18 mins	Jamie English	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
20 mins	Player Name 8318	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
21 mins	Player Name 8310	Time wasting
21 mins	Joe Burbidge	A mild concussion
22 mins	Jamie English	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
26 mins	Rob Champion	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
27 mins	Chris Smith	Time wasting
29 mins	Player Name 8302	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Jamie English	from the dressing room
34 mins	Jamie English	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Player Name 8316	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
38 mins	Jamie English	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
41 mins	Player Name 8306	Foul and abusive language
41 mins	Rob Champion	A broken collar bone
42 mins	Jamie English	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
46 mins	Jamie English	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
47 mins	Player Name 8310	with the hand of God
50 mins	Jamie English	with the hand of God
55 mins	Jamie English	from the dressing room
56 mins	Chris Smith	Repeated fouling
58 mins	Player Name 8313	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Alan Benson	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
60 mins	Player Name 8310	High kicking
63 mins	Jamie English	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
67 mins	Jamie English	with a brave flying header
70 mins	Player Name 8318	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
71 mins	Jamie English	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
75 mins	Tom Foster	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
80 mins	Jamie English	with a brave flying header
81 mins	Player Name 8302	scuffed a penalty
86 mins	Jamie English	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Jamie English	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will have nightmares for weeks about this humbling 21 - 6 defeat at the hands of Orpington Park. The way they ran away from the ball, they were more like Cinderella than a football team.
Jamie English, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Total football? Orpington Park might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching We Play Like Girls's Player Name 8302. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
We Play Like Girls's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
Orpington Park's Jamie English experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed ruairi o. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch