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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sun, 17 Nov 2024
 
(10) 19 - (3) 6
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12
  Division Pos:6
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 17334 3, 17, 36, 54
Player Name 17323 7, 72, 86
Player Name 17337 14, 57, 63
Player Name 17338 21, 28, 79, 88
Player Name 17336 32, 39, 50
Player Name 8306 43 (og)
Player Name 17330 47  
Player Name 8311 11
Player Name 8318 23, 46, 70
Player Name 8313 35 (pen), 82  
 
Match Statistics
5 4 1 AttackingFormation1 8 1
54Possession46
20Shots7
9Fouls19
1Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
2Offsides1
ContinentalStyleUse Wings
AttackingInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 1732226
2P.Name 17323 (90)33
3P.Name 1732626
4P.Name 1732729
5P.Name 1733131
6P.Name 1733327
7P.Name 17336 (56)28
8P.Name 1733741
9P.Name 1733826
10P.Name 1733029
11P.Name 1733431
12P.Name 17332 (56)39
13P.Name 173240
14P.Name 173210
15P.Name 173350
16P.Name 173290
1P.Name 83020
2P.Name 830334
3P.Name 830630
4P.Name 830730
5P.Name 831130
6P.Name 831329
7P.Name 831629
8P.Name 83170
9P.Name 831826
10P.Name 83100
11P.Name 831433
12P.Name 83120
13P.Name 83040
14P.Name 83010
15P.Name 83150
16P.Name 83090
 
Time   Person Description
 3 minsPlayer Name 17334with the hand of God
 7 minsPlayer Name 17323with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 11 minsPlayer Name 8311with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 14 minsPlayer Name 17337with a spectacular bicycle kick
 17 minsPlayer Name 17334from a throw in
 21 minsPlayer Name 17338with a belter from his own half
 23 minsPlayer Name 8318from the dressing room
 24 minsPlayer Name 17337scuffed a penalty
 28 minsPlayer Name 17338with the hand of God
 32 minsPlayer Name 17336with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 35 minsPlayer Name 8313after ref awarded a penalty
 36 minsPlayer Name 17334with a powerful header into the top corner
 39 minsPlayer Name 17336with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 43 minsPlayer Name 8306with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
 46 minsPlayer Name 8318with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 47 minsPlayer Name 17330from a goal kick
 50 minsPlayer Name 17336from the dressing room
 54 minsPlayer Name 17334with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 56 minsPlayer Name 17336A broken thumb
 57 minsPlayer Name 17337with a great solo effort
 63 minsPlayer Name 17337with a great solo effort
 66 minsPlayer Name 17337blasted a penalty into row z
 70 minsPlayer Name 8318with a belter from his own half
 72 minsPlayer Name 17323with a lucky rebound off the keeper
 76 minsPlayer Name 17337scuffed a penalty
 79 minsPlayer Name 17338with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 82 minsPlayer Name 8313from a free kick
 86 minsPlayer Name 17323from a throw in
 88 minsPlayer Name 17338from a goal kick
 90 minsPlayer Name 17323Head butting
 
 
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Match Report
For the entire 90 minutes almost everything We Play Like Girls touched turned to goals. They not only ran We Play Like Girls off the park with a 19 - 6 massacre, but chased them all the way home after the final whistle too.
Like an untended garden, the untrained We Play Like Girls have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
With 1 players missing from the team, it was a miracle We Play Like Girls took the points. Jesus was spotted leaving just before the final whistle.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Player Name 8306 stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. We Play Like Girls could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
On the defensive from the start We Play Like Girls played defensively allowing We Play Like Girls to keep attacking and find their weaknesses.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Connor Phillips is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 4 1 Attacking formation.
"That really was a great display, I'm delighted with the showing," gushed victorious manager Connor Phillips. "It was particularly pleasing that our goalscorers scored."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, We Play Like Girls will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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