Match Report

	(9) 18	-	(9) 17
We Play Like Girls				Shanmen Fc
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 17334 5, 9 Player Name 17330 12, 69 Player Name 17337 17 (pen), 21, 34, 37, 65, 78, 86 Player Name 76486 41 (og) Player Name 17338 45, 74 Player Name 17336 54, 58 Player Name 17327 82 Player Name 17333 90		Player Name 76483 4, 33, 43, 53, 64, 70 Player Name 76494 8, 28, 74 Player Name 76486 12, 37 Player Name 76491 17, 22 Player Name 76498 58, 88 Player Name 76493 79 Player Name 76482 83 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
41	Possession	59
18	Shots	17
3	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 17322		26
2	P.Name 17323		0
3	P.Name 17326		0
4	P.Name 17327		29
5	P.Name 17331		31
6	P.Name 17333		27
7	P.Name 17336		28
8	P.Name 17337		41
9	P.Name 17338		26
10	P.Name 17330	(90)	29
11	P.Name 17334		31
12	P.Name 17332		0
13	P.Name 17324		0
14	P.Name 17321		0
15	P.Name 17335		0
16	P.Name 17329		0

1	P.Name 76482		30
2	P.Name 76483	(55)	33
3	P.Name 76486		30
4	P.Name 76487		0
5	P.Name 76491		29
6	P.Name 76493		27
7	P.Name 76496		0
8	P.Name 76497		0
9	P.Name 76498		25
10	P.Name 76490		0
11	P.Name 76494		28
12	P.Name 76492		0
13	P.Name 76484		0
14	P.Name 76481		0
15	P.Name 76495		0
16	P.Name 76489		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 76483	with a great volley from 10 yards out
5 mins	Player Name 17334	with a spectacular bicycle kick
8 mins	Player Name 76494	with a powerful header into the top corner
9 mins	Player Name 17334	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
12 mins	Player Name 17330	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
12 mins	Player Name 76486	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
17 mins	Player Name 17337	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Player Name 76491	with a flick on
21 mins	Player Name 17337	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
22 mins	Player Name 76491	with a strike from the left wing
25 mins	Player Name 17337	blasted a penalty into row z
28 mins	Player Name 76494	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Player Name 17337	scuffed a penalty
33 mins	Player Name 76483	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
34 mins	Player Name 17337	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
37 mins	Player Name 17337	with a dink right on the goal line
37 mins	Player Name 76486	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
41 mins	Player Name 76486	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
43 mins	Player Name 76483	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
45 mins	Player Name 17338	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
49 mins	Player Name 17337	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Player Name 76483	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
54 mins	Player Name 17336	with a belter from the halfway line
55 mins	Player Name 76483	Shirt pulling
58 mins	Player Name 17336	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
58 mins	Player Name 76498	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
62 mins	Player Name 17337	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins	Player Name 76483	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
65 mins	Player Name 17337	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
69 mins	Player Name 17330	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins	Player Name 76483	with a great solo effort
74 mins	Player Name 17338	with the hand of God
74 mins	Player Name 76494	with a great solo effort
78 mins	Player Name 17337	with the hand of God
79 mins	Player Name 76493	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
82 mins	Player Name 17327	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
83 mins	Player Name 76482	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Player Name 17337	with the hand of God
88 mins	Player Name 76498	with the bumcheek of God
90 mins	Player Name 17330	Head butting
90 mins	Player Name 17333	with a great solo effort

Match Report

Shanmen Fc will be looking to bounce back quickly after this cruellest of 18 - 17 defeats against We Play Like Girls.
Whatever it is Connor Phillips is putting in We Play Like Girls's water, we'd like some.
After missing this victory, Player Name 17335 could come to see his "a dodgy curry. " excuse end his career.
If only Shanmen Fc's Player Name 76486 took some time to think, this horrible tragedy could have been averted. Putting the ball in your own net is a bad thing.
A battle of the Continental teams - meant it was quality out on the pitch that counted.
Shanmen Fc's ben taylor is clearly deeply in love with 2 3 2 1 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Player Name 17334 of his boss Connor Phillips.
Okay, so the nature of the win was so convincing. But if We Play Like Girls planted a little acorn with this win, they'll be a mighty oak. in a few hundred years' time.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Muddy Pitch