Match Report

	(0) 3	-	(14) 28
Shanmen Fc				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 76483 60 Player Name 76498 72 Player Name 76486 84		Player Name 58597 3, 6, 8, 12, 14, 17, 20, 24, 26, 29, 35, 37, 40, 52, 55, 58, 61, 64, 69, 71, 77, 79, 83, 89 Player Name 58591 32 (pen), 85 (pen) Player Name 58594 46 Player Name 58598 74

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	28
9	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 76482		30
2	P.Name 76483		33
3	P.Name 76486	(62)	30
4	P.Name 76487		0
5	P.Name 76491		29
6	P.Name 76493		27
7	P.Name 76496		0
8	P.Name 76497		0
9	P.Name 76498		25
10	P.Name 76490		0
11	P.Name 76494		28
12	P.Name 76492		0
13	P.Name 76484		0
14	P.Name 76481		0
15	P.Name 76495		0
16	P.Name 76489		0

1	P.Name 58582	(62)	26
2	P.Name 58583		34
3	P.Name 58586	(51)	29
4	P.Name 58591		30
5	P.Name 58587		33
6	P.Name 58593		0
7	P.Name 58596		26
8	P.Name 58594		33
9	P.Name 58598		26
10	P.Name 58590		34
11	P.Name 58597		40
12	P.Name 58592		0
13	P.Name 58584		0
14	P.Name 58581		0
15	P.Name 58595		0
16	P.Name 58589	(62)	35


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 58597	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
6 mins	Player Name 58597	with a lovely move from the right wing
8 mins	Player Name 58597	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
12 mins	Player Name 76482	blasted a penalty into row z
12 mins	Player Name 58597	with a belter from the halfway line
14 mins	Player Name 58597	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
17 mins	Player Name 58597	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
20 mins	Player Name 58597	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
24 mins	Player Name 76482	scuffed a penalty
24 mins	Player Name 58597	from a throw in
26 mins	Player Name 58597	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
29 mins	Player Name 58597	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Player Name 58591	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Player Name 58597	with a brave flying header
36 mins	Player Name 76482	scuffed a penalty
37 mins	Player Name 58597	with a belter from his own half
40 mins	Player Name 58597	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
43 mins	Player Name 58591	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Player Name 58594	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
47 mins	Player Name 76482	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	Player Name 58591	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Player Name 58586	Foul and abusive language
52 mins	Player Name 58597	with a great chip from the left wing
55 mins	Player Name 58597	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
58 mins	Player Name 58597	with a dink right on the goal line
60 mins	Player Name 76483	with a brave flying header
61 mins	Player Name 58597	with the hand of God
62 mins	Player Name 76486	Scrapping
62 mins	Player Name 58582	A mild concussion
64 mins	Player Name 58597	with a powerful header into the top corner
69 mins	Player Name 58597	from a goal kick
71 mins	Player Name 58597	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
72 mins	Player Name 76498	with a lovely move from the right wing
74 mins	Player Name 58598	from a goal kick
77 mins	Player Name 58597	with a great volley from 10 yards out
79 mins	Player Name 58597	from a throw in
83 mins	Player Name 58597	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
84 mins	Player Name 76486	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
85 mins	Player Name 58591	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Player Name 58597	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

We Play Like Girls absolutely wiped the floor with Shanmen Fc in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 28 goals, We Play Like Girls should pick on someone their own size next time.
We Play Like Girls's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got Shanmen Fc's attack in their pockets.
Player Name 58595 missed the We Play Like Girls game claiming it was his time of the month and he had terrible period pains.
Where did Shanmen Fc get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Shanmen Fc's manager ben taylor needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Injury prone? Player Name 76491 was sent home before the game when he walked into a wall and ended up with a a broken finger. He's now out for 4 weeks.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager ben taylor following this defeat.
There's often a fine line between footballing dreams and nightmares. We Play Like Girls made sure there was no confusion here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

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