Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(10) 16
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8318 9 Player Name 8317 22, 57 Player Name 6249 46 (og) Player Name 8316 68		Player Name 6254 4, 8, 22, 29, 36, 39, 61, 68 Player Name 6258 16, 33, 53, 64 Player Name 6250 19 Player Name 6253 26, 46 Player Name 6256 56

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	1 8 1
56	Possession	44
7	Shots	16
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8302		31
2	P.Name 8303	(33,70)	34
3	P.Name 8306		0
4	P.Name 8307		0
5	P.Name 8311		30
6	P.Name 8313		0
7	P.Name 8316		29
8	P.Name 8317		39
9	P.Name 8318		26
10	P.Name 8310		0
11	P.Name 8314		0
12	P.Name 8312		0
13	P.Name 8304		0
14	P.Name 8301		0
15	P.Name 8315		0
16	P.Name 8309		0

1	P.Name 6242		0
2	P.Name 6243	(59)	29
3	P.Name 6246		29
4	P.Name 6247	(33)	29
5	P.Name 6251		27
6	P.Name 6253		32
7	P.Name 6256		32
8	P.Name 6257		0
9	P.Name 6258		24
10	P.Name 6250		32
11	P.Name 6254		29
12	P.Name 6252		0
13	P.Name 6244		0
14	P.Name 6241		0
15	P.Name 6255		0
16	P.Name 6249	(33)	33


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 6254	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
8 mins	Player Name 6254	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
9 mins	Player Name 8318	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
16 mins	Player Name 6258	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
19 mins	Player Name 6250	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
22 mins	Player Name 8317	from a throw in
22 mins	Player Name 6254	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Player Name 6253	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Player Name 6254	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
33 mins	Player Name 8303	Indecent exposure
33 mins	Player Name 6247	A broken leg
33 mins	Player Name 8302	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Player Name 6258	with a belter from the halfway line
36 mins	Player Name 6254	with a flick on
39 mins	Player Name 6254	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
42 mins	Player Name 6253	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Player Name 6249	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
46 mins	Player Name 6253	with a flick on
49 mins	Player Name 6258	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Player Name 6258	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
56 mins	Player Name 6256	with a thunderous shot from distance
57 mins	Player Name 8317	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
59 mins	Player Name 6243	Obstruction
61 mins	Player Name 6254	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
64 mins	Player Name 6258	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
68 mins	Player Name 8316	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
68 mins	Player Name 6254	with a great solo effort
70 mins	Player Name 8303	Shirt pulling

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 16 - 5 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
ruairi o must be the organ grinder, We Play Like Girls are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Player Name 6257 missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash.
Keeper Player Name 8302 should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the We Play Like Girls goal.
After today's performance We Play Like Girls's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
The match was abandoned after 70 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"I'm not a believer in luck," manager Matthew Leyland told the press following his side's victory, "but I do believe you need it."
So what went wrong for We Play Like Girls? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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