Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(0) 0
Saiyan Warriors				Ilford Caledonians
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Aaron Thetires 11, 67 Jim Nasium 30, 83 Chris Mass 50

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
58	Possession	42
10	Shots	12
5	Fouls	4
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	W.Deer	(1)	45
2	C.Mass		87
3	V.Crow	(1)	81
4	B.Free		89
5	S.Cola	(1)	45
6	R.Banks		88
7	R.Kleiner	(90)	88
8	J.Czarfunee		90
9	J.Nasium		88
10	V.Lay		88
11	B.Dwyer		89
12	M.Well	(1)	89
13	S.Pull	(1)	90
14	A.Thetires	(1)	90
15	A.Meway		0
16	T.Vision		0

1	D.Alexander		80
2	T.Hanks		74
3	M.Williamson	(1)	69
4	J.Osment		82
5	N.Lees	(90)	77
6	P.Williams		83
7	A.Omilami		84
8	M.Humphreys*	(1)	45
9	S.Anderson		82
10	G.Blake*		82
11	M.Jace	(1)	76
12	K.Ward		0
13	S.Boyd*	(1)	75
14	M.Adams	(1)	76
15	P.Dobson	(1)	60
16	M.Rebenkoff		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	Saiyan Warriors	changed from Normal to Nutter
1 mins	Saiyan Warriors	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
11 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
11 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	Jim Nasium	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
50 mins	Chris Mass	with a dink right on the goal line
60 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Attacking to Defensive
67 mins	Aaron Thetires	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
83 mins	Jim Nasium	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Andy Gravity	Squabbling
90 mins	Nigel Lees	Obstruction

Match Report

Ilford Caledonians played like big girls' blouses and deserved everything Saiyan Warriors threw at them, including the goalposts and the ref.
If this is how master tactician Callum Young plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
The only hope Ilford Caledonians have of turning goalie Dean Alexander into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Applause rang out for their forwards, Saiyan Warriors have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Ilford Caledonians go out in 2 5 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Callum Young. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
Like Robert The Bruce said, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. In the case of Ilford Caledonians they were certainly trying. Very trying.

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Buster Jones Junior

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