Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(13) 25
SatinStorm				PSYCHO F.C.
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
		Buster Cherry 2, 6, 16, 23, 31, 35, 38 (pen), 42, 45, 48 (pen), 57, 60, 68, 73 (pen), 75, 82, 85 Huang Annsaw 9, 64 Walter Melon 13 Nick Ovtime 19, 79, 89 Kenny Ken 27 (og) Winnie Bago 52

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
46	Possession	54
12	Shots	25
14	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Randall		0
2	M.Finn		0
3	D.Mckay		0
4	C.Waddle		81
5	H.Shotta	(1)	45
6	T.Warehouse		82
7	B.Gee		81
8	F.Fl i r t		83
9	L.Bukem	(39)	57
10	D.Jay		82
11	J.Greaves	(1)	84
12	D.Dee		0
13	D.Brockie		0
14	D.Hype	(1)	85
15	K.Ken	(1) (74)	67
16	C.Allen		0

1	S.Manilla		87
2	A.Abet	(75)	45
3	A.Meway		89
4	R.Meeblind		89
5	W.Melon		88
6	B.Ender	(75)	54
7	W.Bago		79
8	B.Early	(49)	88
9	N.Ovtime		91
10	H.Annsaw	(74)	45
11	B.Cherry		94
12	D.Druff		0
13	S.Cola		0
14	A.Structible	(75)	90
15	L.Lyde	(75)	80
16	E.Dover	(74)	87


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Buster Cherry	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
6 mins	Buster Cherry	with a powerful header into the top corner
9 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Walter Melon	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
15 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
16 mins	Buster Cherry	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
19 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
23 mins	Buster Cherry	with a spectacular bicycle kick
27 mins	Kenny Ken	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
31 mins	Buster Cherry	from a throw in
35 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great volley from 10 yards out
38 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	LTJ Bukem	Squabbling
42 mins	Buster Cherry	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
45 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Buster Cherry	with a lovely move from the right wing
48 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Brighton Early	No apparent reason
52 mins	Winnie Bago	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
57 mins	Buster Cherry	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
60 mins	Buster Cherry	with a brave flying header
64 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a thunderous shot from distance
68 mins	Buster Cherry	from a goal kick
73 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Kenny Ken	Squabbling
74 mins	Huang Annsaw	A mild concussion
75 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	Buster Cherry	with a strike from the left wing
79 mins	Nick Ovtime	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
82 mins	Buster Cherry	from a corner
85 mins	Buster Cherry	with a dink right on the goal line
89 mins	Nick Ovtime	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

This dizzying 25 - 0 display of goal scoring from PSYCHO F.C. saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless SatinStorm were reduced to mere spectators.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. SatinStorm manager Poch Ettino is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
After taking a good hiding while walking past the local school, Dave Mckay was so humiliated by being beaten up by a 13-year-old girl, he didn't turn up for SatinStorm.
Butterfingers? After watching SatinStorm's goalie Deejay Randall you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the SatinStorm defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of PSYCHO F.C.'s strikers.
PSYCHO F.C. look about as convinving playing in the 4 3 3 formation as they would if boss Owen Reed sent them out in dresses.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Huang Annsaw of his boss Owen Reed.
Carry on in this vein and SatinStorm will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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