Match Report

	(10) 22	-	(0) 0
Hoarse Whisperers				Glanford Park
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Darius Lesgettham20 8, 47, 59, 62, 89 Emma Roids26* 12, 85 Mike Summerbee23 16 (pen), 19, 24, 28, 32 (pen), 36, 40, 44, 51, 66, 70, 74, 78, 81 (pen) Sheri Cola21 55

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
69	Possession	31
22	Shots	6
17	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	0
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Free19		89
2	K.Dewitt28	(1)	79
3	J.Strap21	(1)	71
4	A.Meway28		88
5	B.Nessround24**		89
6	S.Cola21		88
7	D.Druff26		89
8	H.Voor33***		88
9	M.Summerbee23		93
10	E.Dover	(1)	45
11	D.Lesgettham20		93
12	S.Freak28		0
13	A.Rudder16	(1)	88
14	S.Cola28	(1)	89
15	A.Rudder28		0
16	E.Roids26*	(1)	90

1	W.Piece		75
2	X.Breath		69
3	M.Rohsopht		72
4	W.Piece		47
5	J.King		60
6	M.Absent		55
7	H.Annsaw		78
8	F.Bisceps	(76)	45
9	S.Pull		60
10	C.Terbocks	(42)	49
11	D.Tater		59
12	R.Ingleaves	(42)	60
13	B.Early		0
14	L.Lyde	(76)	52
15	H.Voor		0
16	C.Mass		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
8 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
12 mins	Emma Roids26*	with a powerful header into the top corner
16 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
24 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a brave flying header
28 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
32 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
40 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Chad Terbocks	A sprained wrist
44 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
47 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a belter from his own half
51 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a lovely move from the right wing
55 mins	Sheri Cola21	with a header from the penalty area
59 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
62 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
70 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins	Mike Summerbee23	from a corner
76 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A mild concussion
78 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
81 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Emma Roids26*	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
89 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

Match Report

Hoarse Whisperers took the game to Glanford Park throughout their 22 - 0 whitewash.
At least Noel Stephens is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every Hoarse Whisperers player like glue.
If this game went on for a week, Glanford Park couldn't have put the ball past Hoarse Whisperers keeper Bjorn Free19.
After today's performance Glanford Park's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
The ref had a few words with one of the Glanford Park team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 2 3 Attacking formation look impressive, Glanford Park however make it look very ordinary.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Noel Stephens after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
Even if Glanford Park were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Hoarse Whisperers scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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