Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(9) 18
Play Up Pompey				SatinStorm
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Ewan Whatarmy 13, 66 Peter Pantz 25 Robin Meeblind 53, 78		Kenny Ken 5, 15, 39, 58, 67, 82 Daryl Lect 10 (og) LTJ Bukem 20 Chris Waddle 25 (pen), 29, 34, 49, 54, 87 Deejay Hype 44 Tasco Warehouse 62, 73, 77

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	18
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Geruss		66
2	D.Lect		61
3	T.Burr		65
4	S.Night		68
5	T.Urchips		72
6	K.Cook		61
7	L.DeHand	(90)	79
8	P.Pantz		80
9	C.Lear		77
10	R.Meeblind		81
11	E.Whatarmy		79
12	R.Kleiner		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	W.Maykit		0
15	A.Gator		0
16	A.Rudder		0

1	D.Randall		88
2	M.Finn		66
3	D.Mckay		0
4	C.Waddle		89
5	H.Shotta	(1)	45
6	T.Warehouse		91
7	B.Gee		0
8	F.Fl i r t		88
9	L.Bukem	(90)	52
10	D.Jay		90
11	J.Greaves	(1)	88
12	D.Dee		0
13	D.Brockie		0
14	D.Hype	(1)	90
15	K.Ken	(1)	87
16	C.Allen		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Kenny Ken	from a goal kick
10 mins	Daryl Lect	with an own goal
13 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a throw in
15 mins	Kenny Ken	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
20 mins	LTJ Bukem	with a flick on
25 mins	Peter Pantz	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
25 mins	Chris Waddle	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Chris Waddle	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
34 mins	Chris Waddle	with a belter from his own half
39 mins	Dan Geruss	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Kenny Ken	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
44 mins	Deejay Hype	with the hand of God
49 mins	Chris Waddle	with a spectacular bicycle kick
53 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
54 mins	Chris Waddle	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
58 mins	Kenny Ken	with a great volley from 10 yards out
62 mins	Tasco Warehouse	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
66 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
67 mins	Kenny Ken	with a great volley from 10 yards out
73 mins	Tasco Warehouse	with a spectacular bicycle kick
77 mins	Tasco Warehouse	with a great solo effort
78 mins	Robin Meeblind	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Kenny Ken	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
87 mins	Chris Waddle	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins	Len DeHand	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	LTJ Bukem	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Play Up Pompey were used by SatinStorm to wipe the floor in a mismatch of epic proportions. Perhaps after beating this sorry looking team 18 - 5, they should pick on someone their own size next time.
If he leads by example then Play Up Pompey manager connor phillips must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
SatinStorm's Bryan Gee made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
Play Up Pompey's Daryl Lect thought he'd play safe . Turned out as safe as Pete Townsend's credit card details. An own goal then.
The Play Up Pompey forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
SatinStorm's Chris Waddle sent the keeper the wrong way with a deft spot kick.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Play Up Pompey boss connor phillips. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
There's often a fine line between footballing dreams and nightmares. SatinStorm made sure there was no confusion here.

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