Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 15
SatinStorm				Saiyan Warriors
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
		Jim Nasium 3, 17, 36, 62, 73 Val Lay 8, 45, 56, 68, 77 Barb Dwyer 13, 23, 42, 51 Aaron Thetires 83

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
34	Possession	66
6	Shots	19
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Randall		78
2	M.Finn		60
3	D.Mckay		0
4	C.Waddle		82
5	H.Shotta	(1)	45
6	T.Warehouse		83
7	B.Gee		0
8	F.Fl i r t	(62)	79
9	L.Bukem		0
10	D.Jay		82
11	J.Greaves	(1)	82
12	D.Dee		0
13	D.Brockie		0
14	D.Hype	(1)	82
15	K.Ken	(1)	82
16	C.Allen		0

1	W.Deer	(1)	45
2	C.Mass		90
3	V.Crow	(1)	80
4	B.Free	(45)	89
5	R.Banks		88
6	R.Kleiner		87
7	L.Lyde	(1)	45
8	J.Czarfunee		76
9	J.Nasium	(85)	93
10	V.Lay		92
11	B.Dwyer		92
12	M.Well	(1)	88
13	S.Pull	(1)	88
14	A.Thetires	(1) (45)	88
15	A.Meway		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Jim Nasium	with a flick on
8 mins	Val Lay	with a strike from the left wing
13 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	Saiyan Warriors	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
17 mins	Jim Nasium	with the hand of God
23 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
33 mins	Joe Czarfunee	A broken cheek bone
36 mins	Jim Nasium	from the dressing room
42 mins	Barb Dwyer	from a throw in
45 mins	Saiyan Warriors	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Aaron Thetires	Dangerous tackling
45 mins	Bjorn Free	Dangerous tackling
45 mins	Val Lay	with a dink right on the goal line
51 mins	Barb Dwyer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Val Lay	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
62 mins	Funky Fl i r t	High kicking
62 mins	Jim Nasium	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
68 mins	Val Lay	with a header from the penalty area
73 mins	Jim Nasium	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
75 mins	Saiyan Warriors	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Attacking to Defensive
77 mins	Val Lay	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
83 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a dink right on the goal line
85 mins	Jim Nasium	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

Saiyan Warriors 15 SatinStorm 0. Enough said.
This game was effectively won in Saiyan Warriors's training sessions, so polished is their Weights.
Bryan Gee was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
SatinStorm's keeper Deejay Randall couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Send out the search party! SatinStorm's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
2 Saiyan Warriors players were booked when Kenny Ken went to ground after a dangerous-looking double attack.
Joe Czarfunee left the pitch crying like a girl. "In my day," huffed manager Callum Young, "you'd play with a broken cheek bone."
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Callum Young. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
So what are SatinStorm made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Snowy

Muddy Pitch