Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 13
PSYCHO F.C.				Ilford Caledonians
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Mark Moorer 7, 14, 22, 58, 68, 74 Tom Hanks 31 Geoffrey Blake* 38, 44 (pen), 80 Peter Dobson 51, 63, 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	17
16	Fouls	8
4	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Manilla		78
2	A.Abet	(35)	65
3	A.Structible		76
4	R.Meeblind		73
5	W.Melon	(75) (17)	61
6	L.Lyde		72
7	T.Vision	(76)	71
8	W.Bago		74
9	B.Early	(75)	52
10	E.Dover	(35,54)	68
11	B.Cherry	(75)	45
12	D.Druff		0
13	S.Cola		0
14	S.Urai	(75)	74
15	B.Early	(75)	78
16	C.Terbocks	(75)	79

1	K.Ward		88
2	J.Gillin	(1)	81
3	M.Williamson	(50)	87
4	N.Lees		88
5	J.Osment		78
6	M.Adams		89
7	M.Humphreys*		88
8	A.Omilami	(1)	45
9	P.Dobson		91
10	G.Blake*		91
11	M.Jace	(1)	79
12	D.Cavett		0
13	T.Hanks	(1)	89
14	G.Sinese	(1)	88
15	M.Moorer	(1)	89
16	M.Rebenkoff		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Attacking to Defensive
7 mins	Mark Moorer	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
14 mins	Mark Moorer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
17 mins	Walter Melon	Shirt pulling
22 mins	Mark Moorer	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
30 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
31 mins	Tom Hanks	from the dressing room
35 mins	Alf Abet	Fighting with fans
35 mins	Eileen Dover	Fighting with fans
35 mins	Joel Osment	A mild concussion
38 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Mykelti Williamson	Time wasting
51 mins	Peter Dobson	with a lovely move from the right wing
54 mins	Eileen Dover	Spitting
58 mins	Mark Moorer	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	PSYCHO F.C.	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
63 mins	Peter Dobson	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
68 mins	Mark Moorer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins	Mark Moorer	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
76 mins	Telly Vision	Head butting
80 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
85 mins	Peter Dobson	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

"13 - 0 to the Ilford Caledonians" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 13 goals against PSYCHO F.C. with precious little reply.
After a good session at the Rehabilitation the Ilford Caledonians performance was credit to manager Adam Hill's commitment.
Peter Dobson found the back of the net on three occasions to take a well-earned hat trick.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just Ilford Caledonians's forwards. They ran rings around PSYCHO F.C.'s defence.
Alf Abet and Eileen Dover picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Butch Gravelneck would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Butch Gravelneck stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
A double-footed lunge ensured Ilford Caledonians's Joel Osment will be out for 2 weeks with a mild concussion.
With results like this, PSYCHO F.C. are facing a bleak season like a hungry dog at dinner time. Sitting at the foot of the table and begging for scraps.
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 13 - 0 scoreline. Ilford Caledonians are on fire.

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Butch Gravelneck

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