Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(9) 17
Glanford Park				Lucys Wanderers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
		Amanda Hugnkiss 2, 23, 65, 76 Brighton Early 8 Amanda Hugnkiss 13, 18 Harrison Fire 29 (pen), 34 (pen), 50, 57 Ewan Whatarmy 39, 60, 71 Hugo First 45 Mike Rohsopht 82 Telly Vision 87 (og)

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	17
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.King		77
2	B.Early		72
3	M.Rohsopht		73
4	T.Burr		56
5	H.Annsaw		70
6	F.Bisceps		74
7	R.Ingleaves		80
8	C.Mass		77
9	D.Tater		66
10	T.Vision	(82)	66
11	C.Terbocks		81
12	H.Voor		0
13	X.Breath		0
14	W.Piece		0
15	B.Early		0
16	M.Labor		0

1	A.Bomb		88
2	A.Hugnkiss		90
3	B.Frapples	(1)	45
4	E.Dover		87
5	M.Rohsopht		88
6	L.DeHand	(60)	90
7	A.Gator	(1)	54
8	H.Fire		92
9	H.First		89
10	E.Whatarmy		91
11	A.Meway	(1)	45
12	D.Druff	(1)	88
13	B.Early	(1)	88
14	A.Hugnkiss	(1)	93
15	C.Mass		0
16	A.Birthday		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a thunderous shot from distance
8 mins	Brighton Early	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
18 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
23 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
29 mins	Harrison Fire	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Harrison Fire	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a belter from the halfway line
45 mins	Hugo First	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
50 mins	Harrison Fire	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
57 mins	Harrison Fire	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
60 mins	Len DeHand	Annoying the referee
60 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
65 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great chip from the left wing
71 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great volley from 10 yards out
76 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a belter from the halfway line
82 mins	Telly Vision	Time wasting
82 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a strike from the left wing
87 mins	Telly Vision	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him

Match Report

For the entire 90 minutes almost everything Lucys Wanderers touched turned to goals. They not only ran Glanford Park off the park with a 17 - 0 massacre, but chased them all the way home after the final whistle too.
Noel Stephens must be the organ grinder, Glanford Park are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Brighton Early missed the game through severe trauma when girl he'd dumped nine months ago called to say he was a dad.
Watching Telly Vision swiping at the ball over and over again in a vein attempt to clear his lines, it was almost tragic that the poor lad could only succeeded in sticking it past his floundering keeper for an own goal of cringing proportions.
Today Lucys Wanderers's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Bob Frapples's recent appearance record shows he's seen more ice packs than footballs this season.
If Lucys Wanderers are this season's runaway train, next week's opposition must be hoping there'll be a derailment soon.
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Lucys Wanderers. They were at the peak, while Glanford Park struggled with their laces at base camp.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Rainy

Soft Pitch