Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(9) 18
SatinStorm				Ilford Caledonians
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Matt Rebenkoff 5 Gary Sinese 10, 48, 64 Peter Dobson 15, 30, 40, 45 (pen), 53, 59 (pen), 87 (pen) Chris Waddle 20 (og), 25 (og) Deejay Hype 35 (og) Mark Moorer 69 Geoffrey Blake* 74, 77, 82

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 2 3
33	Possession	67
7	Shots	18
9	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	6
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Randall		77
2	M.Finn		0
3	D.Mckay		0
4	C.Waddle		72
5	H.Shotta	(1)	45
6	T.Warehouse		85
7	B.Gee		81
8	F.Fl i r t		85
9	L.Bukem		48
10	D.Jay		81
11	J.Greaves		0
12	D.Dee		0
13	D.Brockie		0
14	D.Hype	(1) (38,71)	60
15	K.Ken		0
16	C.Allen		0

1	K.Ward		88
2	J.Gillin		87
3	D.Striepeke*	(1)	88
4	M.Rebenkoff		87
5	J.Galt		89
6	M.Williamson		88
7	N.Lees		89
8	A.Omilami	(1)	45
9	P.Dobson		94
10	G.Blake*	(78)	90
11	M.Jace	(1)	81
12	D.Cavett		0
13	T.Hanks	(1)	88
14	G.Sinese	(1)	90
15	M.Moorer	(1) (37)	89
16	M.Humphreys*		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Defensive to Attacking
5 mins	Matt Rebenkoff	from a throw in
10 mins	Gary Sinese	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
15 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	Peter Dobson	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
20 mins	Chris Waddle	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
25 mins	Chris Waddle	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
30 mins	Peter Dobson	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
35 mins	Deejay Hype	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
37 mins	Mark Moorer	Squabbling
38 mins	Deejay Hype	Repeated diving
40 mins	Peter Dobson	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
45 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Peter Dobson	after ref awarded a penalty
48 mins	Gary Sinese	with a brave flying header
53 mins	Peter Dobson	with a belter from the halfway line
59 mins	Peter Dobson	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Gary Sinese	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
69 mins	Mark Moorer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
71 mins	Deejay Hype	Scrapping
74 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Attacking to Defensive
77 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	from a free kick
78 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	Indecent exposure
82 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a header from the penalty area
87 mins	Peter Dobson	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Like a Chart move the ex Spice Girls are now very familiar with, SatinStorm's placing is getting worse every week.
It looks like Ilford Caledonians have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Sprinting paid off in spades today.
To win games you need to win the ball. SatinStorm don't even know what a ball looks like.
After scoring twice, the Ilford Caledonians crowd urged Geoffrey Blake* onto his hat trick which duly came with a header from the penalty area.
The SatinStorm have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
The only impact substitute Deejay Hype had on the game was to get sent off.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk Ilford Caledonians manager Adam Hill following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
When your team leaves the field 18 - 0 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout Ilford Caledonians have few cares.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Snowy

Frozen Pitch