Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 13
Play Up Pompey				Hull City Skinheads
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
		Alan Hawkins 5 (pen), 24 (pen), 30 (pen), 60 (pen) Neil Patridge 11, 17, 36, 48, 53 Lewis Preston 42, 85 Kenneth White 67 Calvin Patten 73

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	22
7	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Geruss		75
2	C.Lear		80
3	T.Burr		70
4	W.Maykit	(90)	63
5	L.Lyde		80
6	R.Kleiner		78
7	R.Meeblind		72
8	E.Whatarmy		81
9	P.Pantz		59
10	C.Lear		59
11	K.Cook		52
12	C.Needzit		0
13	D.Lect		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	T.Urchips		0

1	D.Ashby		89
2	B.Sawyer		90
3	D.Davidson	(90)	75
4	S.Berryman		89
5	J.Hill		88
6	C.Patten		87
7	N.Patridge		92
8	P.Wilkinson		89
9	K.White		88
10	L.Preston		88
11	A.Hawkins		93
12	J.Gillespie		0
13	B.Wilson	(90)	72
14	V.Hird		0
15	R.Norfolk		0
16	P.Ambrose		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Alan Hawkins	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Neil Patridge	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
17 mins	Neil Patridge	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
24 mins	Alan Hawkins	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Alan Hawkins	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Neil Patridge	with a belter from his own half
42 mins	Lewis Preston	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
48 mins	Neil Patridge	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
53 mins	Neil Patridge	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
60 mins	Alan Hawkins	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Kenneth White	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
73 mins	Calvin Patten	with a great volley from 10 yards out
79 mins	Alan Hawkins	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	Lewis Preston	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Willie Maykit	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Denis Davidson	A sprained wrist

Match Report

Losing 13 - 0 really isn't helping Play Up Pompey to avoid the drop.
connor phillips must be the organ grinder, Play Up Pompey are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Len DeHand's no-show for Play Up Pompey was due to running out of petrol on the way to the ground. His manager said that although his tank was empty, he was full of it.
There must be a reason why Play Up Pompey manager connor phillips insists on continuing to play the woeful Dan Geruss in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
The Play Up Pompey forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Hull City Skinheads look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 formation as they would if boss Dean Windass sent them out in dresses.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager connor phillips, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for Play Up Pompey. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

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Buster Jones Junior

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