Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 9
Rathpeacon				Newcastle legends
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Keith Gillespie 9 828 8 Shola Ameobi 10 816* 15 Faustino Asprilla 10 779 26, 47 Laurent Robert 8 830 35 (pen), 64 (pen) Andy Cole 10 781 56, 82 Warren Barton 10 830 74

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
35	Possession	65
9	Shots	16
10	Fouls	7
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity		75
2	C.Needzit		74
3	A.Structible		75
4	J.Strap	(80)	66
5	B.Ding		78
6	D.Lect		82
7	C.Needzit	(64)	78
8	H.Fire	(34)	77
9	A.Kaseltzer		83
10	L.Lyde		83
11	L.Nover	(64)	74
12	S.Dup		0
13	N.Ovtime	(80)	63
14	L.Lyde		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	A.Hugnkiss*		0

1	S.Given 10 648		89
2	W.Barton 10 830		89
3	T.Bramble 8 786*		89
4	J.Gutierrez 6 792*	(1)	62
5	S.Taylor 9 818		76
6	O.Bernard 8 802		88
7	N.Solano 10 818	(1)	45
8	L.Robert 8 830		89
9	A.Cole 10 781		88
10	S.Ameobi 10 816*		87
11	L.Ferdinand 8 774*	(1)	45
12	N.Dabizas 9 796	(1)	81
13	K.Gillespie 9 828	(1)	88
14	P.Beardsley 9 798*		0
15	D.Ginola 9 798		0
16	F.Asprilla 10 779	(1) (38,80)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Pansy to Normal
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
8 mins	Keith Gillespie 9 828	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
15 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
15 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
26 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	with the hand of God
34 mins	Harrison Fire	Squabbling
34 mins	Nikos Dabizas 9 796	A mild concussion
35 mins	Laurent Robert 8 830	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	Fighting with fans
47 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Rathpeacon	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
64 mins	Casey Needzit	Fighting with fans
64 mins	Lee Nover	Fighting with fans
64 mins	Steven Taylor 9 818	A broken collar bone
64 mins	Laurent Robert 8 830	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Warren Barton 10 830	from a throw in
80 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	Repeated diving
80 mins	Jacques Strap	A broken thumb
82 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

Rathpeacon will be looking to prove to everyone that they are not as hopeless as this 9 - 0 massacre by Newcastle legends suggests. It won't so much be an uphill struggle as trying to scale a sheer rockface.
Eamonn Hawe would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Corners doesn't seem the right place to start.
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and Rathpeacon had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to Newcastle legends too.
Newcastle legends's Andy Cole 10 781 could hardly believe his luck, bagging 2 goals during this encounter with Rathpeacon .
An impressive attacking display. Newcastle legends are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
Casey Needzit and Lee Nover picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Terence Trendy would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Terence Trendy stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
With the injury list acquired by Nikos Dabizas 9 796 during the season he could write a medical reference book. He's currently out for 2 weeks with a mild concussion.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented striker Les Ferdinand 8 774*, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
Rathpeacon are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terence Trendy

Windy

Soft Pitch