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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Wed, 20 Nov 2024
 
(1) 1 - (0) 0
Ilford Caledonians   sMAshEd
Division Pos:5
  Division Pos:1
 
Goal Scorers
Mark Moorer 45    
 
Match Statistics
2 5 3Formation2 5 3
48Possession52
12Shots13
14Fouls13
2Yellow Cards2
1Red Cards0
5Offsides6
ContinentalStyleContinental
DefensiveInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1D.Cavett (1)45
2J.Gillin (1)80
3M.Williamson88
4K.Mangan89
5J.Osment (27)85
6M.Adams88
7M.Humphreys*87
8A.Omilami (56,86)78
9P.Dobson87
10G.Blake*88
11M.Jace (1)80
12K.Ward (1)90
13T.Hanks (1)89
14J.Galt0
15M.Moorer (1)88
16M.Rebenkoff0
1H.Dropalot82
2C.Needzit (1)53
3L.Nover (62)75
4A.Gator (30)71
5E.Whatarmy83
6A.Sapple (1)52
7R.Kleiner83
8C.Lingus81
9P.Zaria84
10V.Crow (1)45
11F.Ischer81
12K.Dewitt (1)78
13R.Cranium (1)83
14K.Opener (1)81
15T.Urchips0
16B.Tagg0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsIlford Caledonianschanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 27 minsJoel OsmentFaking injury
 30 minsAli GatorNo apparent reason
 45 minsIlford Caledonianschanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 45 minsMark Moorerafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 45 minssMAshEdchanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 56 minsAfemo OmilamiObstruction
 60 minssMAshEdchanged from Defensive to Attacking
 62 minsLee NoverUnsporting behaviour
 75 minsIlford Caledonianschanged from Defensive to Attacking
 86 minsAfemo OmilamiBeing drunk
 86 minsAli GatorA mild concussion
 
 
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Match Report
Easy come, easy go. If only everyone's attitude to games like this was as submissive at sMAshEd who couldn't have been more obliging, handing the spoils, with a 1 - 0 defeat, to Ilford Caledonians on a plate.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though sMAshEd boss Banger .. could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
sMAshEd manager Banger .. was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Tate Urchips failed to show for this defeat due to gone to the wrong ground.
Ilford Caledonians keeper Kirk Ward had the kind of day that would make David Seamen weep. Not even a few teasing high balls could spoil this man's day.
Both managers sent their team out to play a Continental style, it could have been a night of shadow boxing. However Ilford Caledonians had the knockout punch, leaving sMAshEd chasing shadows.
When the list of suspensions reads more like the first eleven is it any wonder Ilford Caledonians fair so badly? Ilford Caledonians player Afemo Omilami getting himself sent off didn't help one bit!
Not even the impact of Ken Opener could give sMAshEd the push they needed to overcome their opponents yesterday.
One look at the standings, and a quick glance at the upcoming fixtures, will tell you why the smart money is going large for Ilford Caledonians.
sMAshEd are doing everything right, all they need to do now is get the scoring more goals than the opposition bit right and they're in business.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Jasper Goodhead
 
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