Easy come, easy go. If only everyone's attitude to games like this was as submissive at sMAshEd who couldn't have been more obliging, handing the spoils, with a 1 - 0 defeat, to Ilford Caledonians on a plate. Tactics? It doesn't look as though sMAshEd boss Banger .. could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment. sMAshEd manager Banger .. was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Tate Urchips failed to show for this defeat due to gone to the wrong ground. Ilford Caledonians keeper Kirk Ward had the kind of day that would make David Seamen weep. Not even a few teasing high balls could spoil this man's day. Both managers sent their team out to play a Continental style, it could have been a night of shadow boxing. However Ilford Caledonians had the knockout punch, leaving sMAshEd chasing shadows. When the list of suspensions reads more like the first eleven is it any wonder Ilford Caledonians fair so badly? Ilford Caledonians player Afemo Omilami getting himself sent off didn't help one bit! Not even the impact of Ken Opener could give sMAshEd the push they needed to overcome their opponents yesterday. One look at the standings, and a quick glance at the upcoming fixtures, will tell you why the smart money is going large for Ilford Caledonians. sMAshEd are doing everything right, all they need to do now is get the scoring more goals than the opposition bit right and they're in business.
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