Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(0) 0
Lucys Wanderers				Hoarse Whisperers
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Ewan Whatarmy 49

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
57	Possession	43
15	Shots	13
8	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		88
2	A.Hugnkiss		89
3	M.Rohsopht	(1)	54
4	E.Dover		90
5	B.Frapples		88
6	L.DeHand	(42)	85
7	A.Gator	(1)	54
8	H.Fire		88
9	H.First		88
10	E.Whatarmy		89
11	A.Meway	(1)	45
12	D.Druff	(1)	88
13	B.Early	(1) (83)	86
14	A.Hugnkiss	(1)	87
15	C.Mass		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	B.Free19		83
2	K.Dewitt28	(1)	73
3	J.Strap21	(1)	68
4	B.Nessround24**		82
5	A.Rudder28		83
6	D.Druff26		81
7	S.Cola21		83
8	A.Meway28	(1)	52
9	M.Summerbee23		84
10	E.Roids26*	(63)	79
11	D.Lesgettham20		81
12	S.Freak28		0
13	A.Kaholic17	(1)	73
14	S.Cola28	(1)	78
15	H.Voor33***	(1)	81
16	E.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	Lucys Wanderers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
30 mins	Lucys Wanderers	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
42 mins	Len DeHand	Indecent exposure
49 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Lucys Wanderers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
63 mins	Emma Roids26*	Repeated diving
83 mins	Brighton Early	Two-footed tackle

Match Report

Once Ewan Whatarmy scored after a pigeon distracted the keeper there was no way back for Hoarse Whisperers.
A strict diet of Jogging, Jogging and a little more Jogging has seen Lucys Wanderers's stamina levels shoot up.
You'd have to try harder than Hoarse Whisperers to beat Lucys Wanderers keeper Adam Bomb on this kind of form.
Both managers sent their team out to play a Passing style, it could have been a night of shadow boxing. However Lucys Wanderers had the knockout punch, leaving Hoarse Whisperers chasing shadows.
Hoarse Whisperers's Nij Insky experiment with the 2 5 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused striker Adam Meway of his boss lucy louisiana following his sides win.
A fortunate result for Lucys Wanderers then, but it's not the fairytale ending they'd have hoped for. That would involve a double figure scoreline and that is a long way away on this form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Normal

Soft Pitch