Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(4) 9
Glanford Park				SatinStorm
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Lance Lyde 13 Telly Vision 24, 36, 59 Chris Mass 83		Chris Waddle 7 (pen), 79 (pen) Tasco Warehouse 20 Kenny Ken 29, 39, 69, 89 LTJ Bukem 49 Darren Jay 58

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	18
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.King		65
2	B.Early		73
3	M.Rohsopht		73
4	B.Early		73
5	W.Piece	(68)	47
6	L.Lyde		89
7	H.Annsaw		70
8	R.Ingleaves		82
9	C.Mass		77
10	T.Vision		91
11	C.Terbocks		83
12	D.Tater		0
13	T.Burr		0
14	W.Piece		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	X.Breath		0

1	D.Randall		85
2	M.Finn	(60)	64
3	D.Mckay		0
4	C.Waddle		87
5	H.Shotta	(1)	45
6	T.Warehouse		89
7	B.Gee		86
8	F.Fl i r t		0
9	L.Bukem		48
10	D.Jay		90
11	J.Greaves	(1)	89
12	D.Dee		0
13	D.Brockie		0
14	D.Hype	(1)	85
15	K.Ken	(1)	93
16	C.Allen		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Chris Waddle	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Lance Lyde	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	SatinStorm	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
20 mins	Tasco Warehouse	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
24 mins	Telly Vision	with a thunderous shot from distance
29 mins	Kenny Ken	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
36 mins	Telly Vision	with the bumcheek of God
39 mins	Kenny Ken	with a spectacular bicycle kick
48 mins	Joe King	scuffed a penalty
49 mins	LTJ Bukem	with a belter from the halfway line
58 mins	Darren Jay	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
59 mins	Telly Vision	with a lovely move from the right wing
60 mins	Micky Finn	Shirt pulling
68 mins	Warren Piece	Flying a kite
69 mins	Kenny Ken	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
79 mins	Chris Waddle	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Chris Mass	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
89 mins	Kenny Ken	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

SatinStorm looked so comfortable during their 9 - 5 win over Glanford Park they could have done it sitting on their sofas at home.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before SatinStorm manager Poch Ettino will be writing books on football theory.
Glanford Park don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by SatinStorm taught them.
Making a name for himself with 4 goals, SatinStorm's Kenny Ken was outstanding.
The SatinStorm attack simple bulldozed their way through the Glanford Park defence. A demolition job.
Glanford Park's Noel Stephens is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
Underfire Glanford Park manager Noel Stephens explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
After this defeat, Glanford Park boss Noel Stephens has got his work cut out. If all else fails at least he could start blaming the ref for his side losing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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