Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(6) 14
Sporting Kansas City				PSYCHO F.C.
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Darius Lesgettham 51 (pen)		Buster Cherry 5, 19 (pen), 26 (pen), 40 (pen), 46 (pen), 52, 56 (pen), 69 (pen), 74 Telly Vision 12 Nick Ovtime 34, 86 Eileen Dover 62 Bart Ender 79

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	14
11	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Lesgettham		86
2	O.Whackew		69
3	S.Down	(34)	64
4	W.Melon	(45)	77
5	D.Druff	(83)	47
6	K.Opener		72
7	B.Ding		65
8	A.Structible		80
9	S.Pitt		47
10	L.Lyde		78
11	C.Arm		73
12	D.Lesgettham		0
13	L.Briccant	(34)	64
14	W.Deer		0
15	E.Dover		0
16	A.Gator		0

1	S.Manilla		88
2	A.Abet		78
3	A.Meway		87
4	R.Meeblind	(68)	74
5	W.Melon	(75)	78
6	B.Ender		88
7	T.Vision	(75)	72
8	B.Early		88
9	N.Ovtime	(34)	89
10	E.Dover		88
11	B.Cherry	(75)	45
12	D.Druff		0
13	S.Urai	(75)	83
14	B.Early		0
15	W.Bago	(75)	79
16	C.Terbocks	(75)	85


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Buster Cherry	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
12 mins	Telly Vision	with a powerful header into the top corner
19 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Nick Ovtime	Shirt pulling
34 mins	Sid Down	A broken finger
34 mins	Nick Ovtime	from a throw in
40 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Walter Melon	Shirt pulling
46 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great solo effort
56 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Eileen Dover	with a great chip from the left wing
68 mins	Robin Meeblind	Being drunk
69 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Buster Cherry	with a powerful header into the top corner
79 mins	Bart Ender	with a dink right on the goal line
83 mins	Dan Druff	Interfering with an opponent
86 mins	Nick Ovtime	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

PSYCHO F.C. went home with three of the easiest points they'll earn this season. Victory doesn't come anymore resounding than this 14 - 1 drubbing of a sorry-looking Sporting Kansas City.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though Sporting Kansas City boss Carlos Fernandez could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, Sporting Kansas City must have thought the ball belonged to PSYCHO F.C. and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
Sporting Kansas City's goalie Darius Lesgettham did little to thwart PSYCHO F.C.'s attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Carlos Fernandez needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Sent off! PSYCHO F.C. player Robin Meeblind found himself taking and early bath, he should have brought his rubber duck.
Sporting Kansas City look about as convinving playing in the 3 1 3 1 2 formation as they would if boss Carlos Fernandez sent them out in dresses.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged PSYCHO F.C. manager Owen Reed after the game. "Well, Carlos Fernandez's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
The only way Sporting Kansas City could have hoped to stop this rampant PSYCHO F.C. side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Muddy Pitch