Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 17
Sporting Kansas City				Ilford Caledonians
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Mark Moorer 4, 19, 24, 30, 40, 46, 61 (pen), 76, 81, 86 Geoffrey Blake* 9, 35 Peter Dobson 14 (pen) Michael Humphreys* 51 Jed Gillin 56 Gary Sinese 66 Mark Adams 71

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	17
11	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Lesgettham		78
2	L.Briccant		68
3	O.Whackew		78
4	W.Melon		71
5	A.Gator	(90)	55
6	D.Druff	(90)	47
7	B.Ding		71
8	A.Structible		80
9	K.Opener		61
10	L.Lyde		78
11	C.Arm		74
12	S.Pitt		0
13	M.Absent	(90)	46
14	W.Deer		0
15	D.Lesgettham		0
16	E.Ible		0

1	D.Cavett	(1)	45
2	D.Striepeke*	(1)	87
3	M.Williamson		89
4	K.Mangan		88
5	J.Osment		89
6	M.Adams	(90)	87
7	M.Humphreys*		88
8	G.Sinese		87
9	P.Dobson		89
10	G.Blake*		87
11	M.Jace	(1)	80
12	K.Ward	(1)	88
13	J.Gillin	(1)	89
14	J.Galt		0
15	M.Moorer	(1)	94
16	M.Rebenkoff		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Attacking to Defensive
4 mins	Mark Moorer	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
9 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a header from the penalty area
14 mins	Peter Dobson	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Mark Moorer	with a lovely move from the right wing
24 mins	Mark Moorer	with a strike from the left wing
30 mins	Mark Moorer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
35 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
40 mins	Mark Moorer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
46 mins	Mark Moorer	with a flick on
51 mins	Michael Humphreys*	with a belter from his own half
56 mins	Jed Gillin	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
61 mins	Mark Moorer	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Gary Sinese	with a dink right on the goal line
71 mins	Mark Adams	with a powerful header into the top corner
76 mins	Mark Moorer	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
81 mins	Mark Moorer	from the dressing room
86 mins	Mark Moorer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
90 mins	Ali Gator	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Mark Adams	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Dan Druff	A mild concussion

Match Report

Ilford Caledonians must be wondering if Sporting Kansas City were the local old folks' home in disguise after they stuffed them with a 17 - 0 lesson in scoring goals at will.
Ilford Caledonians manager Adam Hill pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Sporting Kansas City saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
A goal with a lucky rebound off the keeper rounded off an impressive game for Ilford Caledonians's new hero Mark Moorer, who scored 10 times.
An almighty performance by Ilford Caledonians's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
There are less suitable formations for Sporting Kansas City's squad than Diamond, but Carlos Fernandez would be advised to ignore those too.
Sporting Kansas City manager Carlos Fernandez told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Ilford Caledonians wouldn't have won."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Ilford Caledonians. They were at the peak, while Sporting Kansas City struggled with their laces at base camp.

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