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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 24 Nov 2024 (Day: 45/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sat, 12 Oct 2024
 
(0) 1 - (8) 15
Arney Their FC   CSI-Ramsgate
Division Pos:1
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Sheeza Freak 75 (pen)   Cote de Pabo*** 6, 17 (pen), 22, 28, 34, 44, 50, 60, 85
Lauren Le Smith 11
Kim Delany 39
Anna Belknap*** 55, 73
Liz Vassey 66
Marisa Hartigay 79  
 
Match Statistics
SweeperFormation4 5 1
31Possession69
5Shots15
8Fouls4
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
1Offsides3
Use WingsStyleUse Wings
DefensiveInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Freak86
2S.Cola67
3X.Breath70
4S.Pitt71
5P.Zaria55
6A.Rudder44
7A.Luminum73
8B.Board67
9A.Hugnkiss67
10C.Mass79
11R.Meeblind44
12M.Skeeto0
13H.deMann0
14V.Crow0
15B.Dover0
16A.Rudder0
1P.Perrette90
2L.Le Smith (84)89
3E.Proctor (1)85
4M.Kanakredes***86
5E.Harnois87
6E.La Rue (1)45
7K.Delany87
8A.Belknap***90
9J.Fox80
10L.Lombard (1)54
11C.de Pabo***93
12S.Alexander0
13M.Helgenberger (1)86
14L.Vassey (1)89
15M.Hartigay (1)88
16E.Shue***0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsCSI-Ramsgatechanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 6 minsCote de Pabo***with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 11 minsLauren Le Smithwith a great volley from 10 yards out
 17 minsCote de Pabo***after ref awarded a penalty
 22 minsCote de Pabo***from a throw in
 28 minsCote de Pabo***with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 34 minsCote de Pabo***with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 39 minsKim Delanywith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 44 minsCote de Pabo***with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 50 minsCote de Pabo***with the hand of God
 55 minsAnna Belknap***from a throw in
 58 minsJorga FoxA mild concussion
 60 minsCote de Pabo***with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 66 minsLiz Vasseywith a lovely move from the right wing
 73 minsAnna Belknap***with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 75 minsSheeza Freakafter ref awarded a penalty
 79 minsMarisa Hartigaywith a spectacular bicycle kick
 84 minsMarisa HartigayHead butting
 85 minsCote de Pabo***after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 
 
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Match Report
CSI-Ramsgate did their goal difference a favour by absolutely tonking a bedraggled Arney Their FC 15 - 1. Results like that should come with a health warning. Not a bad day all in all.
If Fermin Labarca is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
If Arney Their FC were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. CSI-Ramsgate had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
With 9 goals, Cote de Pabo*** was the toast of the CSI-Ramsgate dressing room.
What a midfield CSI-Ramsgate have. Arney Their FC didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Arney Their FC's Fermin Labarca is clearly deeply in love with Sweeper. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," midfielder Louise Lombard explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
The only way Arney Their FC could have hoped to stop this rampant CSI-Ramsgate side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
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