Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(3) 5
Arney Their FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Tate Urchips 8, 30 Bill Board 19 Chris Mass 41, 74 Sheeza Freak 63 (pen) Renee Sance 85		Al Kaseltzer 13, 36 Marcus Absent 24 Midas Well 63, 77

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
39	Possession	61
7	Shots	15
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Freak		83
2	S.Cola		73
3	P.Zaria		76
4	S.Pitt	(90)	72
5	X.Breath		70
6	M.Skeeto		77
7	B.Board		72
8	R.Sance	(90)	52
9	A.Hugnkiss		70
10	C.Mass		83
11	T.Urchips		42
12	T.Burr		0
13	A.Rudder		0
14	V.Crow		0
15	B.Dover	(90)	61
16	A.Rudder		0

1	A.Kaseltzer	66
2	M.Absent	83
3	C.Terbocks	72
4	W.Melon	69
5	M.Well	69
6	J.Credible	59
7	A.Gravity	83
8	B.Ender	77
9	H.Annsaw	60
10	M.Well	89
11	A.Kaseltzer	62
12	W.Deer	0
13	H.Fire	0
14	A.Kaseltzer	0
15	V.Crow	0
16	A.Gravity	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Tate Urchips	with a thunderous shot from distance
13 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
19 mins	Bill Board	with a great solo effort
24 mins	Marcus Absent	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Tate Urchips	from a goal kick
36 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
41 mins	Chris Mass	from a throw in
50 mins	Al Kaseltzer	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Sheeza Freak	scuffed a penalty
63 mins	Sheeza Freak	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Midas Well	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins	Chris Mass	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
77 mins	Midas Well	with a dink right on the goal line
85 mins	Renee Sance	with a dink right on the goal line
90 mins	Stu Pitt	Squabbling
90 mins	Renee Sance	A mild concussion

Match Report

Losing 7 - 5 against a side as talentless as Arney Their FC is always a hard pill to swallow. We Play Like Girls must be choked.
Arney Their FC may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
A wonderful display of passing by Arney Their FC gave Sean Smith a 90 minute lesson on where his rigidly long ball coaching is lacking. A test his team, suitably, passed.
Arney Their FC's Fermin Labarca experiment with the 4 4 2 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented midfielder Renee Sance, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
You could almost hear the huge sigh from the Arney Their FC boys as they scuttled off into the night clutching the spoils of their latest mugging. Three points.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Soft Pitch