Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(8) 16
We Play Like Girls				CSI-Ramsgate
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Dan Geruss 67		Cote de Pabo* 5, 16, 21, 31, 36, 46, 51 Elizabeth Harnois 11, 26 Lauren Le Smith 41, 69 (pen), 81 Anna Belknap* 57 Jorga Fox 63 Liz Vassey 75 Kim Delany 87

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	16
8	Fouls	4
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Seek	79
2	W.Piece	72
3	B.Frapples	68
4	H.First	65
5	K.Dewitt	64
6	M.Absent	72
7	D.Pipes	81
8	R.Ingleaves	76
9	S.Cola	67
10	D.Geruss	85
11	A.Birthday	73
12	V.Veeta	0
13	P.Pantz	0
14	S.Urai	0
15	H.deMann	0
16	C.Needzit	0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	S.Milos		87
3	E.Proctor	(1)	87
4	M.Kanakredes***		85
5	E.Harnois		90
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany	(90)	88
8	A.Belknap***		89
9	J.Fox		90
10	M.Hartigay		91
11	C.de Pabo***		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	M.Helgenberger	(1)	87
14	L.Vassey	(1)	90
15	L.Lombard		0
16	E.Shue***		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Ramsgate	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
11 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with a powerful header into the top corner
16 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
21 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great solo effort
26 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
31 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with the hand of God
36 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great solo effort
41 mins	Lauren Le Smith	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
46 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
51 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a flick on
57 mins	Anna Belknap***	with a powerful header into the top corner
63 mins	Jorga Fox	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
67 mins	Dan Geruss	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins	Lauren Le Smith	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Liz Vassey	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
81 mins	Lauren Le Smith	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
87 mins	Kim Delany	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
90 mins	Kim Delany	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Only the CSI-Ramsgate fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling We Play Like Girls 16 - 1.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Jogging paid off today for CSI-Ramsgate.
CSI-Ramsgate took the ball from under the noses of We Play Like Girls at every opportunity.
We Play Like Girls's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Someone should buy CSI-Ramsgate's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Anderas lgdheim is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
"The thinking was that we'd start with the game at nil-nil and go out and try to get some goals," beamed the victorious CSI-Ramsgate boss. "If we can play like that every week we'll get some level of consistency."
Whatever they're putting in the water in the CSI-Ramsgate dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.

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Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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