Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 12
Fireblazers				Godimgood
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Wilma Leggrowbach 16, 52 Moe Skeeto 33 (og) Wayne Deer 86		Xavier Breath 5, 11, 32, 61, 81, 87 Harrison Fire 17, 24, 39 Sheri Cola 48 (pen) Adam Meway 68 (og) Leo Tarred 74

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	5 4 1
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	21
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn		59
2	A.Meway		63
3	S.Urai		71
4	E.Ible	(61)	62
5	H.First		46
6	H.Mungous		61
7	L.Sirr		77
8	W.Deer		67
9	S.Freak		63
10	F.Bisceps	(90)	46
11	W.Leggrowbach		43
12	L.Sirr	(61)	66
13	W.Dipoo		0
14	S.Down		0
15	C.Lear		0
16	T.Urchips		0

1	S.Cola		84
2	L.Tarred		79
3	A.Gator		77
4	M.Skeeto		65
5	H.Fire		74
6	A.Abet		47
7	L.DeHand		90
8	R.Meeblind	(90)	68
9	A.Kaseltzer		89
10	H.Fire		63
11	X.Breath		81
12	E.Jewcation	(90)	61
13	C.Needzit		0
14	W.Maykit		0
15	R.Banks		0
16	A.Bomb		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Xavier Breath	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
11 mins	Xavier Breath	from a goal kick
16 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
17 mins	Harrison Fire	with a great chip from the left wing
24 mins	Harrison Fire	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
32 mins	Xavier Breath	with a powerful header into the top corner
33 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
39 mins	Harrison Fire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Sheri Cola	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a flick on
55 mins	Sheri Cola	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Ed Ible	A mild concussion
61 mins	Xavier Breath	from the dressing room
68 mins	Adam Meway	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
69 mins	Moe DeLawn	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Leo Tarred	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
81 mins	Xavier Breath	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
87 mins	Xavier Breath	with the hand of God
90 mins	Al Nino	Unsporting behaviour
90 mins	Robin Meeblind	A mild concussion

Match Report

Fireblazers must be considering dropping the words football club' from their name as during this 12 - 4 hiding at the hands of the deadly Fireblazers they played absolutely no football at all.
Does Fireblazers manager Cos Digi know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Fireblazers's clueless display we'd guess not.
Fireblazers were very impressed by the skills of the Godimgood team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Godimgood's Xavier Breath could hardly believe his luck, bagging 6 goals during this encounter with Fireblazers.
Fireblazers's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Fireblazers go out in 1 8 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"How we lost that I'll never know," huffed Cos Digi. "We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on Fireblazers's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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