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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 24 Nov 2024 (Day: 45/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 24 Oct 2024
 
(0) 0 - (10) 19
We Play Like Girls   CSI-Ramsgate
Division Pos:13
  Division Pos:1
 
Goal Scorers
  Sofia Milos 5
Cote de Pabo*** 9, 18 (pen), 22, 31, 45, 49 (pen), 54 (pen), 86
Marge Helgenberger 13
Marcus Absent 27 (og)
Kim Delany 36
Louise Lombard 41, 67, 76
Jorga Fox 58, 71, 90
Elizabeth Harnois 81  
 
Match Statistics
3 5 2 AttackingFormation4 5 1
31Possession69
7Shots20
7Fouls4
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides5
LongballStyleUse Wings
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1X.Breath77
2M.Absent62
3M.Well76
4W.Melon69
5B.Ender75
6A.Gravity79
7H.Annsaw59
8W.Deer73
9V.Crow63
10X.Breath (58)69
11M.Well81
12B.Cherry0
13H.Fire0
14A.Kaseltzer0
15A.Kaseltzer0
16C.Terbocks0
1S.Alexander (1)45
2S.Milos87
3E.Proctor (1)88
4M.Kanakredes***88
5E.Harnois87
6E.La Rue (1)45
7K.Delany89
8A.Belknap***88
9J.Fox90
10L.Lombard (81)91
11C.de Pabo***94
12P.Perrette (1)89
13M.Helgenberger (1)89
14L.Vassey (1)89
15M.Hartigay0
16E.Shue***0
 
Time   Person Description
 5 minsSofia Miloswith a stunning effort that went in off the post
 9 minsCote de Pabo***after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 13 minsMarge Helgenbergerafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 18 minsCote de Pabo***after ref awarded a penalty
 22 minsCote de Pabo***with a spectacular bicycle kick
 27 minsMarcus Absentwith an own goal
 31 minsCote de Pabo***with a great solo effort
 36 minsKim Delanywith a thunderous shot from distance
 41 minsLouise Lombardafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 45 minsCote de Pabo***with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 49 minsCote de Pabo***after ref awarded a penalty
 54 minsCote de Pabo***after ref awarded a penalty
 58 minsXavier BreathHead butting
 58 minsJorga Foxafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 67 minsLouise Lombardafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 71 minsJorga Foxafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 76 minsLouise Lombardwith a lovely move from the right wing
 81 minsLouise LombardHead butting
 81 minsElizabeth Harnoiswith a spectacular bicycle kick
 86 minsCote de Pabo***with a flick on
 90 minsJorga Foxwith a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 
 
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Match Report
Despite getting hammered here, We Play Like Girls's sternest test is yet to come. Following this 19 - 0 annihilation by a merciless CSI-Ramsgate side, have they got what it takes to bounce back in their next outing? That's going to show everyone what they made of.
Brian Gilbert's decision to have his team concentrate on their Corners, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
CSI-Ramsgate rang rings around We Play Like Girls. And they took the ball with them every time.
Jorga Fox rounded off his hat trick with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar.
A terrible day for We Play Like Girls's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 Attacking formation as they would if boss Sean Smith sent them out in dresses.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted We Play Like Girls manager Sean Smith. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
Whatever they're putting in the water in the CSI-Ramsgate dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terrence Frisk
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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