Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(12) 24
South Shields				CSI-Ramsgate
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 53		Cote de Pabo* 4 (pen), 8, 15, 18, 29 (pen), 32, 35, 38, 45 (pen), 49, 53, 56 (pen), 67, 77, 80, 87, 90 Samson Night 12 (og) Sam Manilla 25 (og) Elizabeth Harnois 42 Kim Delany 63, 70 Melina Kanakredes* 74 Sofia Milos 84

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	24
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew		75
2	B.Cherry		78
3	B.Tagg		73
4	H.deMann		70
5	S.Night		62
6	S.Manilla		72
7	W.Leggrowbach		76
8	V.Lay		66
9	P.Zaria	(61)	48
10	K.Dewitt		70
11	B.Board		0
12	E.Ible		0
13	J.Credible		0
14	B.Ender		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	A.Hassle		0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	S.Milos		88
3	E.Proctor	(1)	85
4	M.Kanakredes***		88
5	E.Harnois		89
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany		89
8	A.Belknap***		89
9	J.Fox		88
10	L.Lombard	(63)	89
11	C.de Pabo***		84
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	M.Helgenberger	(1)	86
14	L.Vassey	(1)	89
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
8 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
12 mins	Samson Night	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
15 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great chip from the left wing
18 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Sam Manilla	with an own goal
29 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great solo effort
35 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
38 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
42 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	from a throw in
45 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
53 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
53 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with the bumcheek of God
56 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Pete Zaria	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Cote de Pabo***	A mild concussion
63 mins	Louise Lombard	Faking injury
63 mins	Kim Delany	with a belter from the halfway line
67 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a header from the penalty area
70 mins	Kim Delany	with a header from the penalty area
74 mins	Melina Kanakredes***	with a brave flying header
77 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
84 mins	Sofia Milos	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
87 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with the hand of God

Match Report

South Shields will be looking to prove to everyone that they are not as hopeless as this 24 - 1 massacre by CSI-Ramsgate suggests. It won't so much be an uphill struggle as trying to scale a sheer rockface.
Daniel Shell should pay attention to what goes on with his squad when they're not playing a game in order for him to see the results start going their way.
No one on the South Shields team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
Cote de Pabo*** made sure he was owed a few favours by this CSI-Ramsgate team mates with his 17 goal haul.
After today Daniel Shell cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, South Shields's Daniel Shell is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 formation.
"No credit to Brian Gilbert", insisted South Shields manager, Daniel Shell, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves.
It would have been kinder all round if CSI-Ramsgate paid for the local vet to come and put South Shields out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

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Weather

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Albert Boneshaker

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