Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(5) 10
Arney Their FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Chris Mass 59, 76		Dan Geruss 13, 21 Sheri Cola 30 Hayden Seek 37 (pen), 53 (pen) Abbie Birthday 45, 62 Dwayne Pipes 70 Casey Needzit 76 Bob Frapples 84

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	3 4 3
42	Possession	58
10	Shots	10
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	V.Crow		78
2	S.Pitt		69
3	A.Luminum		74
4	A.Hugnkiss	(60)	49
5	M.Skeeto		76
6	R.Sance	(58)	77
7	T.Burr		62
8	B.Board		58
9	J.Atrics		44
10	B.Dover		64
11	C.Mass		77
12	R.Meeblind		0
13	A.Rudder	(60)	44
14	S.Freak		0
15	T.Urchips		0
16	P.Zaria		0

1	H.Seek		90
2	C.Needzit		87
3	K.Dewitt	(58)	69
4	B.Frapples	(60)	71
5	S.Cola	(60)	88
6	D.Pipes		88
7	R.Ingleaves		80
8	V.Veeta		69
9	A.Birthday		89
10	H.deMann		48
11	D.Geruss		87
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	H.First	(58)	72
14	W.Melon		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	M.Absent		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Hayden Seek	blasted a penalty into row z
13 mins	Dan Geruss	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
21 mins	Dan Geruss	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	Sheri Cola	with a header from the penalty area
31 mins	Chris Mass	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Hayden Seek	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Abbie Birthday	from a goal kick
53 mins	Hayden Seek	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Renee Sance	Dangerous tackling
58 mins	Kenny Dewitt	A broken arm
59 mins	Chris Mass	with a brave flying header
60 mins	Bob Frapples	Fighting with fans
60 mins	Sheri Cola	Fighting with fans
60 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	A mild concussion
62 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a belter from his own half
70 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a header from the penalty area
76 mins	Chris Mass	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
76 mins	Casey Needzit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
84 mins	Bob Frapples	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win We Play Like Girls pulled out of the bag. At 10 - 2 you can see why Arney Their FC were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery.
We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Arney Their FC's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Don't ask Arney Their FC's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Bob Frapples and Sheri Cola picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Butch Gravelneck would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Butch Gravelneck stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Kenny Dewitt will be missing from We Play Like Girls's starting line-up for the next 8 weeks with a broken arm.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Arney Their FC boss Fermin Labarca. "But we didn't."
If Arney Their FC want to keep their shorts clean, maybe Arney Their FC should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

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Butch Gravelneck

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