Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(3) 6
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Xavier Breath 7, 71, 86 Midas Well 14, 23, 31, 38, 78 Andy Gravity 46 Midas Well 55, 63		Dan Geruss 14, 73 Casey Needzit 28, 58 Russell Ingleaves 42 Val Lay 88 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	Sweeper
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	6
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	X.Breath		83
2	M.Absent		84
3	M.Well		87
4	W.Melon	(64)	71
5	H.Fire		66
6	A.Kaseltzer		63
7	A.Gravity		85
8	B.Ender		81
9	H.Annsaw		80
10	X.Breath		81
11	M.Well		89
12	W.Deer		0
13	A.Kaseltzer		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	W.Melon		75
2	W.Piece		65
3	K.Dewitt		69
4	C.Needzit		79
5	M.Absent		73
6	B.Frapples	(60)	59
7	R.Ingleaves	(60)	78
8	D.Pipes		76
9	V.Veeta		58
10	V.Lay		79
11	D.Geruss		88
12	S.Cola		0
13	H.First		0
14	H.Seek		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	P.Pantz		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Xavier Breath	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
14 mins	Midas Well	with a spectacular bicycle kick
14 mins	Dan Geruss	from a free kick
23 mins	Midas Well	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
28 mins	Casey Needzit	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
31 mins	Midas Well	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
38 mins	Midas Well	with a dink right on the goal line
42 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a powerful header into the top corner
46 mins	Andy Gravity	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
55 mins	Midas Well	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
58 mins	Casey Needzit	from a throw in
60 mins	Bob Frapples	Fighting with fans
60 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Fighting with fans
63 mins	Midas Well	from the dressing room
64 mins	Walter Melon	Repeated fouling
71 mins	Xavier Breath	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
73 mins	Dan Geruss	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
78 mins	Midas Well	with a powerful header into the top corner
86 mins	Xavier Breath	from a free kick
88 mins	Val Lay	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

A truly abysmal performance by We Play Like Girls saw them left with everything they deserved from this 11 - 6 defeat by We Play Like Girls - nothing.
We Play Like Girls show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
The ball was at the feet of the We Play Like Girls players so often you wouldn't have been wrong calling them greedy.
Three-goal wonder Xavier Breath left a broken We Play Like Girls team to wonder how on earth he slipped through their usually solid defence to bag a hat trick.
We Play Like Girls's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
Bob Frapples and Russell Ingleaves picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Sweeper was a good stab, unfortunately for Anderas lgdheim most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was a good win for us," offered We Play Like Girls striker Midas Well. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
The only explanation for this defeat is that We Play Like Girls thought the opposition clearly needed the points more than they did.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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