Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(0) 1
CSI-Ramsgate				CFR Cluj
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo* 4, 7, 12, 20 (pen), 28, 33 (pen), 38 (pen), 42 (pen), 55 (pen), 59 (pen), 72 (pen), 77 (pen), 89 Elizabeth Harnois 16, 46 Sofia Milos 24 Kim Delany 51 Liz Vassey 63, 81 Anna Belknap* 68		Bud Weiser 48

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
70	Possession	30
23	Shots	9
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	S.Milos		88
3	L.Le Smith	(1)	77
4	M.Kanakredes***		86
5	E.Harnois		89
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany		88
8	A.Belknap***	(87)	90
9	J.Fox		87
10	L.Lombard		88
11	C.de Pabo***		94
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	E.Proctor	(1)	86
14	L.Vassey	(1)	89
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	B.Ender		69
2	S.Manilla		69
3	C.Lear		72
4	A.Kaseltzer		72
5	M.DeLawn		71
6	H.Annsaw		74
7	W.Maykit		78
8	T.Vision		74
9	H.Fire		83
10	B.Weiser	(90)	72
11	T.Urchips		75
12	S.Manilla		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	C.Arm		0
15	E.Whatarmy		0
16	K.Dewitt		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Ramsgate	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from the dressing room
7 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a corner
12 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
16 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with the bumcheek of God
20 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Sofia Milos	with a powerful header into the top corner
28 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a strike from the left wing
33 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
48 mins	Bud Weiser	from a throw in
51 mins	Kim Delany	with a lovely move from the right wing
55 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Liz Vassey	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
68 mins	Anna Belknap***	with a brave flying header
72 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Liz Vassey	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
87 mins	Anna Belknap***	Repeated diving
89 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a flick on
90 mins	Bud Weiser	Faking injury

Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 20 - 1 whitewash, the CFR Cluj camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before.
Tarquin B Whiskerface III may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
CFR Cluj don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by CSI-Ramsgate taught them.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust CFR Cluj's goalie Bart Ender to keep goldfish.
CSI-Ramsgate's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 1 3 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Tarquin B Whiskerface III most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was just one of those days with nothing going our way," sighed defeated boss Tarquin B Whiskerface III. "We didn't look like scoring, although we looked like we were going to get a goal."
CFR Cluj are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Soft Pitch