Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(0) 0
CSI-Ramsgate				Godimgood
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo* 6 (pen), 23, 35, 41, 52 (pen), 58, 64, 69 Kim Delany 12, 75 Lauren Holly* 29, 46 Anna Belknap*** 81 Sofia Milos 87

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 2 5
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	7
11	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	S.Milos		88
3	E.Proctor	(1)	88
4	M.Kanakredes***		89
5	E.Harnois		89
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany		89
8	A.Belknap***		75
9	L.Holly***	(49)	89
10	L.Lombard		88
11	C.de Pabo***		94
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	M.Helgenberger	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1)	90
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	S.Cola		76
2	A.Gator		69
3	M.Skeeto		68
4	A.Abet		69
5	L.DeHand		76
6	A.Kaseltzer	(90)	77
7	X.Breath		79
8	E.Jewcation		75
9	H.Fire		72
10	L.Lyde		64
11	L.Tarred		45
12	D.Lesgettham		0
13	H.Fire		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	C.Needzit		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Kim Delany	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Lauren Holly***	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
35 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
41 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
46 mins	Lauren Holly***	with a lovely move from the right wing
49 mins	Lauren Holly***	Annoying the referee
52 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
64 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
69 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a free kick
75 mins	Kim Delany	with a great volley from 10 yards out
81 mins	Anna Belknap***	with a dink right on the goal line
87 mins	Sofia Milos	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
90 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Spitting
90 mins	Anna Belknap***	A bruised shoulder

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 14 - 0 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of Godimgood's humbling at the fast feet of CSI-Ramsgate it all went wrong.
Godimgood are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
If you had 11 headless chickens running round a field for 90 minutes, the chances are at least one of them would run into the ball at some point. Godimgood weren't even that lucky.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Godimgood's Sheri Cola is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
An incredible display by CSI-Ramsgate's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
When the ref pointed to the spot for no reason, CSI-Ramsgate's Cote de Pabo*** tucked a superb penalty kick into the bottom corner despite the Godimgood keeper getting a hand to it.
"We should have won," bawled paul turton after being outwitted by CSI-Ramsgate's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Brian Gilbert but I managed it."
With a mere 14 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for CSI-Ramsgate.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Rainy

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