Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(0) 1
CSI-Ramsgate				ye olde poonannies
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo* 7 (pen), 26, 62, 67, 73, 80 Elizabeth Harnois 14, 56 Anna Belknap* 32, 44 Liz Vassey 38 Louise Lombard 86		Hayden Seek 71

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 2 5
68	Possession	32
13	Shots	5
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	S.Milos		86
3	E.Proctor	(1)	85
4	M.Kanakredes***		86
5	E.Harnois		89
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany		88
8	A.Belknap***		88
9	J.Fox		90
10	L.Lombard		89
11	C.de Pabo***		87
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	M.Helgenberger	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1) (55)	88
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	D.Geruss		78
2	J.Strap		75
3	H.deMann		73
4	D.Buratto		69
5	J.Case		67
6	R.Cranium		73
7	E.Whatarmy		78
8	H.Seek		83
9	W.Piece	(58)	58
10	S.Pitt		65
11	R.Ingleaves		45
12	D.Pipes		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	U.Daway		0
15	B.Tagg		0
16	J.Case		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Ramsgate	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
7 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with a belter from his own half
26 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
32 mins	Anna Belknap***	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
38 mins	Liz Vassey	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
44 mins	Anna Belknap***	with a header from the penalty area
55 mins	Liz Vassey	Obstruction
56 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with a brave flying header
58 mins	Warren Piece	Head butting
62 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
71 mins	Hayden Seek	with the hand of God
73 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a free kick
86 mins	Louise Lombard	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

After a performance this poor ye olde poonannies don't deserve to even be on the same pitch as the vastly superior CSI-Ramsgate. The 12 - 1 beating they took suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
The team's performance is credit to the CSI-Ramsgate manager Brian Gilbert and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation.
ye olde poonannies don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by CSI-Ramsgate taught them.
ye olde poonannies's goalie Dan Geruss did little to thwart CSI-Ramsgate's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the ye olde poonannies defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of CSI-Ramsgate's strikers.
ye olde poonannies's stephen ashe experiment with the 3 2 5 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," CSI-Ramsgate manager Brian Gilbert said of his opposite number stephen ashe. "But it was a mess of his own making."
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why ye olde poonannies took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Snowy

Muddy Pitch