Match Report

	(11) 23	-	(1) 4
Blanchester united				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Hannah Banana 2 3 (pen), 6, 13, 17, 31, 35, 39, 42, 53 (pen), 60, 64, 89 Tee Tot 10, 20, 68, 71, 86 Player Name 23051 27, 78 Player Name 23045 46 Jer Amiah 50 Col Ton 57, 82		Player Name 8618 11, 51, 81 Player Name 8607 72

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	8
9	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Structible		88
2	P.Name 23045		69
3	P.Name 23048		62
4	P.Name 23049		63
5	M.Rae	(48)	69
6	P.Name 23051		59
7	H.Banana 2		85
8	P.Name 23054		60
9	C.Ton		53
10	J.Amiah		62
11	T.Tot		83
12	H.Banana		0
13	P.Name 23058		0
14	P.Name 23056		0
15	P.Name 23044		0
16	A.Cadaby		0

1	P.Name 8602		40
2	P.Name 8603		0
3	P.Name 8606	(42)	45
4	P.Name 8607	(78)	46
5	P.Name 8611		36
6	P.Name 8613		43
7	P.Name 8616		0
8	P.Name 8617		44
9	P.Name 8618		39
10	P.Name 8610		38
11	P.Name 8614		49
12	P.Name 8612		0
13	P.Name 8604		0
14	P.Name 8601		0
15	P.Name 8615		0
16	P.Name 8609		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Hannah Banana 2	after ref awarded a penalty
6 mins	Hannah Banana 2	with a thunderous shot from distance
10 mins	Tee Tot	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Player Name 8618	with a brave flying header
13 mins	Hannah Banana 2	from a free kick
17 mins	Hannah Banana 2	with the hand of God
20 mins	Tee Tot	from a corner
21 mins	Player Name 8602	scuffed a penalty
27 mins	Player Name 23051	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
31 mins	Hannah Banana 2	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
35 mins	Hannah Banana 2	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
39 mins	Hannah Banana 2	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
42 mins	Player Name 8606	No apparent reason
42 mins	Hannah Banana 2	with a great volley from 10 yards out
46 mins	Player Name 23045	with a great chip from the left wing
48 mins	Mindy Rae	Squabbling
50 mins	Jer Amiah	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Player Name 8618	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
53 mins	Hannah Banana 2	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Col Ton	with a great chip from the left wing
60 mins	Hannah Banana 2	with a header from the penalty area
64 mins	Hannah Banana 2	from a corner
68 mins	Tee Tot	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
71 mins	Tee Tot	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
72 mins	Player Name 8607	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
75 mins	Hannah Banana 2	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Player Name 8607	Shirt pulling
78 mins	Player Name 23051	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
81 mins	Player Name 8618	with a great volley from 10 yards out
82 mins	Col Ton	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
86 mins	Tee Tot	with a dink right on the goal line
89 mins	Hannah Banana 2	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

You can't let teams like Blanchester united play their game. They were at their most dangerous here and boy were they scoring goals? Yes they were, as We Play Like Girls found out to their cost with a 23 - 4 drubbing.
Callum Tunsley must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
We Play Like Girls's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 8602 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Like a box of damp matches, the We Play Like Girls forward line is full of useless strikers.
Blanchester united 's David Christian is clearly deeply in love with 3 5 2 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
If you put on a show as poor as this in the West End, the audience would vote with their feet. We Play Like Girls need to knuckle down or face the consequences this season.
Blanchester united are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Rainy

Muddy Pitch