Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(5) 11
kaunieciai				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Sheeza Freak 48 Buster Cherry 87		Player Name 21176 9, 32, 39, 56 Player Name 21177 16, 47, 64, 87 Player Name 21178 24 Player Name 21161 73 Player Name 21169 80

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
40	Possession	60
10	Shots	16
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Free		65
2	A.Nino		67
3	S.Freak		78
4	J.Nasium		44
5	D.Buratto	(56)	70
6	S.Down		58
7	A.Abet		60
8	J.Czarfunee		71
9	L.Nover		73
10	B.Cherry		73
11	B.Board		75
12	U.Daway		0
13	X.Breath		0
14	V.Lay		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	L.Briccant		0

1	B.Ender		82
2	H.Voor	(55)	46
3	B.Frapples		89
4	W.Maykit		84
5	L.Lyde		89
6	R.Meeblind		79
7	D.Tater		79
8	J.Atrics		89
9	N.Ovtime		60
10	A.Birthday		93
11	M.Skeeto		86
12	D.Buratto		0
13	D.Buratto		0
14	C.Arm		0
15	S.Down		0
16	L.Nover		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Player Name 21176	with a belter from the halfway line
16 mins	Player Name 21177	with a spectacular bicycle kick
24 mins	Player Name 21178	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Player Name 21176	with a flick on
39 mins	Player Name 21176	with a great volley from 10 yards out
47 mins	Player Name 21177	with the bumcheek of God
48 mins	Sheeza Freak	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
55 mins	Player Name 21168	Unsporting behaviour
56 mins	Des Buratto	Dangerous tackling
56 mins	Player Name 21176	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Player Name 21177	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
73 mins	Player Name 21161	with a belter from his own half
80 mins	Player Name 21169	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
87 mins	Buster Cherry	from the dressing room
87 mins	Player Name 21177	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

Carnage. Harrys suckers annihilated kaunieciai 11 - 2.
The kaunieciai fans were calling for the head of manager Mark Smith after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Lou Briccant missed the game because he'd been arrested after killing his uncle when he went on the rampage with a potato peeler.
There was no stopping Harrys suckers's Abbie Birthday who found himself on the scoresheet on 4 separate occasions.
kaunieciai's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Harrys suckers's Stephen Fitzgerald experiment with the 4 3 3 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"Stephen Fitzgerald has the Midas touch at the moment," his striker Moe Skeeto claimed in a post-match interview. "He's responsible for our golden performances."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Bill Board told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

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