Match Report

	(14) 26	-	(0) 0
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 21179 3, 11, 15, 18, 25, 27, 31, 34 Player Name 8603 6 (og) Player Name 21170 9, 40 Player Name 21161 21 Player Name 21167 37, 44, 47, 52, 56, 62, 66, 76, 79, 86 Player Name 21166 50, 59, 73 Player Name 21173 83

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 3 3
51	Possession	49
26	Shots	13
7	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Ender		82
2	D.Buratto		90
3	W.Maykit		88
4	H.Voor	(59)	46
5	B.Frapples		80
6	L.Lyde		89
7	D.Tater		88
8	J.Case		89
9	R.Meeblind		88
10	M.Skeeto		86
11	S.Down	(36)	45
12	J.Atrics		0
13	D.Buratto		0
14	C.Arm	(36)	45
15	W.Leggrowbach		0
16	M.DeLawn		0

1	P.Name 8602		39
2	P.Name 8603		48
3	P.Name 8606	(67)	44
4	P.Name 8607		0
5	P.Name 8611	(59)	35
6	P.Name 8613		42
7	P.Name 8616		0
8	P.Name 8617		44
9	P.Name 8618	(36)	39
10	P.Name 8610		38
11	P.Name 8614		0
12	P.Name 8612		0
13	P.Name 8604		0
14	P.Name 8601		0
15	P.Name 8615		0
16	P.Name 8609	(59)	54


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 21179	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
6 mins	Player Name 8603	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
9 mins	Player Name 21170	with the bumcheek of God
11 mins	Player Name 21179	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
15 mins	Player Name 21179	with a great chip from the left wing
18 mins	Player Name 21179	with a belter from the halfway line
21 mins	Player Name 21161	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Player Name 21179	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins	Player Name 21179	with a great chip from the left wing
31 mins	Player Name 21179	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
34 mins	Player Name 21179	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
36 mins	Player Name 8618	Head butting
36 mins	Player Name 21179	A bruised shoulder
37 mins	Player Name 21167	with a belter from his own half
40 mins	Player Name 21170	with a dink right on the goal line
44 mins	Player Name 21167	from the dressing room
47 mins	Player Name 21167	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
50 mins	Player Name 21166	with a lovely move from the right wing
52 mins	Player Name 21167	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
56 mins	Player Name 21167	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Player Name 21168	Time wasting
59 mins	Player Name 8611	A bruised shoulder
59 mins	Player Name 21166	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
62 mins	Player Name 21167	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
66 mins	Player Name 21167	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
67 mins	Player Name 8606	Shirt pulling
69 mins	Player Name 21172	scuffed a penalty
73 mins	Player Name 21166	with the hand of God
76 mins	Player Name 21167	with a powerful header into the top corner
79 mins	Player Name 21167	with a great solo effort
83 mins	Player Name 21173	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
86 mins	Player Name 21167	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

We Play Like Girls played a blinder against Harrys suckers. They would probably have faired better if they were blindfolded. 26 - 0 isn't a football score, it's the dialling code for Swansea.
Callum Tunsley may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
As they slipped to this defeat We Play Like Girls could have done with Player Name 8616 turning up. His no show was due to a death in the family.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 8603 made quite an impact on the match when he managed to put the ball into his own net.
When Harrys suckers's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Player Name 8611 is out of the We Play Like Girls team for 4 weeks with a bruised shoulder. Face it, they won't miss him.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Harrys suckers boss Stephen Fitzgerald claimed following the win.
We Play Like Girls are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Normal Pitch