Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(0) 3
kaunieciai				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bill Board 7, 18 (pen), 24, 29, 45, 57 (pen), 69, 81 Ben Dover 13 (pen) Player Name 8606 34 (og) Val Lay 40 Lou Briccant 51 Buster Cherry 63 Alf Abet 75 Darius Lesgettham 86		Player Name 8618 46, 74 Player Name 8616 90

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 3 3
48	Possession	52
15	Shots	14
8	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Down		76
2	D.Lesgettham		87
3	S.Freak		82
4	J.Nasium	(62)	44
5	J.Frayed		80
6	L.Briccant		67
7	V.Lay		88
8	A.Abet		89
9	B.Cherry		78
10	B.Dover	(62)	57
11	B.Board		88
12	X.Breath	(62)	63
13	A.Nino		0
14	B.Free		0
15	S.Urai		0
16	L.Nover		0

1	P.Name 8602	39
2	P.Name 8603	48
3	P.Name 8606	44
4	P.Name 8607	45
5	P.Name 8611	35
6	P.Name 8613	42
7	P.Name 8616	41
8	P.Name 8617	44
9	P.Name 8618	39
10	P.Name 8610	37
11	P.Name 8614	48
12	P.Name 8612	0
13	P.Name 8604	0
14	P.Name 8601	0
15	P.Name 8615	0
16	P.Name 8609	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Bill Board	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
13 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Bill Board	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Bill Board	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
29 mins	Bill Board	with a thunderous shot from distance
34 mins	Player Name 8606	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
40 mins	Val Lay	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	Bill Board	with a strike from the left wing
46 mins	Player Name 8618	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
51 mins	Lou Briccant	with a spectacular bicycle kick
57 mins	Bill Board	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Jim Nasium	Time wasting
62 mins	Ben Dover	A bruised shoulder
63 mins	Buster Cherry	from a goal kick
69 mins	Bill Board	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
74 mins	Player Name 8618	with a great chip from the left wing
75 mins	Alf Abet	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
81 mins	Bill Board	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
86 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Player Name 8616	with a spectacular bicycle kick

Match Report

After a result like this, Callum Tunsley's side are now hanging in this division by a thread. They must start stringing some wins together if they're to stand any chance of staying up.
You could give kaunieciai's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Player Name 8606 scored . He was facing the wrong way at the time. Hindsight is a wonderful thing after an own goal like that.
After today Callum Tunsley cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"After a win like that," crowed manager Mark Smith, "I can look in the mirror every day and be pleased with what I'm doing here, never rattling anyone's feathers."
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a kaunieciai side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Soft Pitch