Match Report

	(11) 23	-	(1) 3
Juventus				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Stu Pitt 7, 13, 20, 25, 29, 31, 47, 81 Xavier Breath 10, 41, 51, 54, 58, 67 Ben Crobbery 23 Adam Bomb 34 Frank Furter 44 (pen), 64 (pen), 77 (pen) Val Lay 60, 88 Dick Tater 70 Player Name 21166 74 (og)		Player Name 21177 26 Player Name 21176 55, 81

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	5 3 2
57	Possession	43
23	Shots	12
10	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	F.Furter		91
2	A.Bomb		85
3	M.Well		78
4	D.Tater		70
5	B.Crobbery	(90)	84
6	U.Daway		79
7	X.Breath		79
8	E.Dover		90
9	V.Lay		77
10	A.Bomb		87
11	S.Pitt		92
12	A.Birthday		0
13	F.Bisceps		0
14	L.Briccant		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	A.Structible		0

1	P.Name 21162		0
2	P.Name 21163		68
3	P.Name 21166		60
4	P.Name 21167		63
5	P.Name 21171		45
6	P.Name 21173		49
7	P.Name 21176	(90)	59
8	P.Name 21177		60
9	P.Name 21178		46
10	P.Name 21170		66
11	P.Name 21174		51
12	P.Name 21172		0
13	P.Name 21164		0
14	P.Name 21161		0
15	P.Name 21175		0
16	P.Name 21169		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Frank Furter	scuffed a penalty
7 mins	Stu Pitt	with the bumcheek of God
10 mins	Xavier Breath	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
13 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great solo effort
17 mins	Frank Furter	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Stu Pitt	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
23 mins	Ben Crobbery	from the dressing room
25 mins	Stu Pitt	with a flick on
26 mins	Player Name 21177	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
29 mins	Stu Pitt	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
31 mins	Stu Pitt	with a powerful header into the top corner
34 mins	Adam Bomb	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
37 mins	Frank Furter	blasted a penalty into row z
41 mins	Xavier Breath	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
44 mins	Frank Furter	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Stu Pitt	from a corner
51 mins	Xavier Breath	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
54 mins	Xavier Breath	with a dink right on the goal line
55 mins	Player Name 21176	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
58 mins	Xavier Breath	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
60 mins	Val Lay	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
64 mins	Frank Furter	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Xavier Breath	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins	Dick Tater	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins	Player Name 21166	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
77 mins	Frank Furter	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great chip from the left wing
81 mins	Player Name 21176	with a flick on
88 mins	Val Lay	from a free kick
90 mins	Ben Crobbery	High kicking
90 mins	Player Name 21176	Head butting

Match Report

We Play Like Girls made extremely hard work of this encounter with Juventus. In fact, that's the problem, if they had worked extremely hard they wouldn't be licking their wounds after suffering this wretched 23 - 3 beating.
You could give Juventus's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
As they slipped to this defeat We Play Like Girls could have done with Player Name 21162 turning up. His no show was due to time of the month.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 21166 thought he'd play safe . Turned out as safe as Pete Townsend's credit card details. An own goal then.
When Juventus's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 5 3 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Juventus's winning manager Razvan Constantin commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Stephen Fitzgerald's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Juventus played like Greek gods during this magnificent 23 - 3 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Soft Pitch