Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(8) 19
Wild Tiger City				Texas Oilers
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 25158 32		Willie Maykit 4, 67, 83, 88 Fletcher Biceps 9, 12, 53 Bill Ding 21, 58, 80 Dan Geruss 25, 46 Abbie Birthday 29, 37, 42, 62, 71, 75 Wayne Deer 50

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 2 2 3
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	19
13	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	10
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 25141		29
2	P.Name 25143		32
3	P.Name 25145		32
4	P.Name 25146	(42)	29
5	P.Name 25149	(68)	30
6	P.Name 25147		0
7	P.Name 25151		0
8	P.Name 25153	(20)	27
9	P.Name 25156		26
10	P.Name 25157		0
11	P.Name 25158		24
12	P.Name 25152		0
13	P.Name 25144		0
14	P.Name 25142		0
15	P.Name 25155		0
16	P.Name 25154		0

1	J.Credible		48
2	A.Meway	(88)	48
3	J.Case c	(45)	48
4	C.Mass		48
5	C.Terbocks	(1)	48
6	L.Briccant		48
7	D.Geruss		45
8	F.Biceps		48
9	A.Birthday		48
10	B.Ding		43
11	W.Maykit		48
12	E.Jewcation		0
13	X.Money vc		0
14	W.Deer	(1)	48
15	H.Voor		0
16	L.Tarred		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Willie Maykit	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
9 mins	Fletcher Biceps	with a lovely move from the right wing
12 mins	Fletcher Biceps	with a lovely move from the right wing
17 mins	Willie Maykit	scuffed a penalty
20 mins	Player Name 25153	Faking injury
21 mins	Bill Ding	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
25 mins	Dan Geruss	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Abbie Birthday	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
32 mins	Player Name 25158	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
33 mins	Willie Maykit	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Player Name 25146	Time wasting
42 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
45 mins	Justin Case c	Faking injury
46 mins	Dan Geruss	with a brave flying header
50 mins	Wayne Deer	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
53 mins	Fletcher Biceps	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
58 mins	Bill Ding	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Abbie Birthday	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
67 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great solo effort
68 mins	Player Name 25149	Indecent exposure
71 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
75 mins	Abbie Birthday	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
80 mins	Bill Ding	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
83 mins	Willie Maykit	with a flick on
88 mins	Adam Meway	Being drunk
88 mins	Willie Maykit	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

With a whopping 19 - 1 rout of Wild Tiger City, Texas Oilers were the better the side on the day by several country miles. So impressive were they you could pick any day you liked and the damage would have been the same.
Nakash Umur must be the organ grinder, Wild Tiger City are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Player Name 25157 didn't turn out for Wild Tiger City because he'd just got a new game for his PS2 and couldn't tear himself away.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Wild Tiger City's Player Name 25141 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
What a performance by Texas Oilers's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
Texas Oilers player Adam Meway dismissal saw him spending so much time in the dressing room, he's thinking about redecorating.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Texas Oilers go out in 3 2 2 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered Nakash Umur following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. Texas Oilers seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than Wild Tiger City look like scoring all season.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Soft Pitch