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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 21 Nov 2024
 
(3) 6 - (6) 13
Texas Oilers   Wishing Well Warriors
Division Pos:13
  Division Pos:6
 
Goal Scorers
Robin Banks 13, 27, 53, 79
Bill Ding 40
Abbie Birthday 66  
Dan Geruss 2
Sheri Cola 11 (pen), 36 (pen)
Lou Briccant 21, 64
Al Nino 27, 31, 49
Ed Jewcation 58 (og)
Chad Terbocks 69 (og)
Daryl Lect 73
Tate Urchips 77
Jerry Atrics 88  
 
Match Statistics
3 2 2 3Formation3 6 1
31Possession69
8Shots17
10Fouls6
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
1Offsides2
PassingStyleUse Wings
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1J.Credible (1)45
2A.Meway (1)48
3E.Jewcation (90)48
4C.Mass48
5W.Deer (1)48
6C.Terbocks48
7F.Biceps48
8R.Banks48
9A.Birthday48
10B.Ding43
11W.Maykit48
12J.Case c (1)48
13M.Labor (1)48
14L.Briccant (1)48
15X.Money vc0
16D.Geruss0
1S.Cola85
2J.Atrics89
3L.Briccant87
4V.Veeta81
5S.Manilla71
6D.Lect81
7A.Meway (90)44
8D.Geruss45
9T.Urchips48
10A.Hassle (90)43
11A.Nino64
12P.Pantz0
13E.Dover0
14B.Ding0
15R.Cranium (90)52
16J.Atrics0
 
Time   Person Description
 2 minsDan Gerusswith a great solo effort
 11 minsSheri Colaafter ref awarded a penalty
 13 minsRobin Bankswith a spectacular bicycle kick
 16 minsSheri Colablasted a penalty into row z
 21 minsLou Briccantwith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 27 minsRobin Bankswith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 27 minsAl Ninowith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 31 minsAl Ninofrom the dressing room
 36 minsSheri Colaafter ref awarded a penalty
 40 minsBill Dingwith a thunderous shot from distance
 49 minsAl Ninowith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 53 minsRobin Bankswith a great chip from the left wing
 54 minsSheri Colablasted a penalty into row z
 58 minsEd Jewcationwith an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 64 minsLou Briccantwith a flick on
 66 minsAbbie Birthdaywith a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 69 minsChad Terbockswith an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 73 minsDaryl Lectwith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 77 minsTate Urchipsfrom the dressing room
 79 minsRobin Bankswith a header from the penalty area
 83 minsSheri Colascuffed a penalty
 88 minsJerry Atricswith a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 90 minsEd JewcationShirt pulling
 90 minsAriel HassleA broken collar bone
 90 minsAdam MewayObstruction
 
 
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Match Report
If you want to know what it feels like to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey why not ask the Texas Oilers side who were Paxoed 13 - 6 by Wishing Well Warriors.
Like an untended garden, the untrained Texas Oilers have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
Texas Oilers manager James Dart was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Xavier Money vc failed to show for this defeat due to better things to do.
An own goal by Chad Terbocks gave Texas Oilers a mountain to climb. If they were actually climbing a mountain, Chad Terbocks would be carrying all the bags to make amends for his gaff.
You could give Wishing Well Warriors's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Ariel Hassle sustained a broken collar bone after a nasty tackle. It'll keep him out of the team for the next 8 weeks.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered James Dart following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
With a mere 13 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for Wishing Well Warriors.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
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