Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(2) 3
Half Moon				Mapperley
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Joe King 4, 15, 36, 42, 53, 58, 68 Bo Nessround 9 Ben Crobbery 25, 31, 63 Lance Lyde 80 (og) Otto Whackew 84 Jose Frayed 90		Buster Cherry 16 Bo Nessround 32 (og) Bjorn Free 78

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	Diamond
54	Possession	46
14	Shots	11
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		71
2	O.Whackew		88
3	W.Deer	(90)	62
4	B.Nessround		77
5	J.Frayed		81
6	A.Gator		74
7	B.Nessround		59
8	A.Bomb		73
9	W.Leggrowbach		67
10	B.Crobbery		74
11	J.King		84
12	W.Maykit		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	A.Sapple		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	C.Lear		0

1	C.Arm	68
2	H.deMann	72
3	V.Crow	74
4	L.Lyde	64
5	B.Ding	44
6	E.Jewcation	58
7	B.Cherry	62
8	A.Rudder	60
9	B.Free	44
10	V.Crow	0
11	A.Tricity	0
12	R.Kleiner	0
13	C.Needzit	0
14	D.Tater	0
15	J.Credible	0
16	R.Sance	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Joe King	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
9 mins	Bo Nessround	with a brave flying header
15 mins	Joe King	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Buster Cherry	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
25 mins	Ben Crobbery	from the dressing room
31 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a throw in
32 mins	Bo Nessround	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
36 mins	Joe King	with a belter from his own half
42 mins	Joe King	with a lovely move from the right wing
47 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Carl Arm	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Joe King	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
58 mins	Joe King	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
62 mins	Carl Arm	scuffed a penalty
63 mins	Ben Crobbery	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
68 mins	Joe King	with a great chip from the left wing
74 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Bjorn Free	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
80 mins	Lance Lyde	with an own goal
84 mins	Otto Whackew	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Wayne Deer	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Jose Frayed	with a flick on

Match Report

Half Moon went home with three of the easiest points they'll earn this season. Victory doesn't come anymore resounding than this 14 - 3 drubbing of a sorry-looking Mapperley.
Gary Smith may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
How lame was Justin Credible's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to a birthday celebration.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Mapperley's Carl Arm. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
Scouts were spotted watching Mapperley's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 5 2 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for BIDEMI NAIBI most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was a good win for us," offered Half Moon striker Joe King. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
It wasn't so much an off day for Mapperley, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Normal Pitch