Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(12) 24
We Play Like Girls				Parkers Plonkers
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Joe King 53		Lance Lyde 3, 17, 32, 44 Bjorn Free 7 (pen), 10, 14, 21, 28 (pen), 36 (pen), 40, 48, 51, 59, 62, 65, 69 (pen), 72, 76, 87 Russell Ingleaves 25, 55 Dan Geruss 80, 83

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 4 2
29	Possession	71
7	Shots	24
3	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Briccant		78
2	J.King	(90)	44
3	S.Manilla		78
4	V.Tire		77
5	A.Gator		46
6	A.Bomb		59
7	K.Dewitt		44
8	B.Board		61
9	L.Sirr	(81)	59
10	T.Urchips		59
11	M.Labor		45
12	V.Tire		0
13	E.Ible		0
14	A.Rudder		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	R.Banks		0

1	B.Nessround		90
2	L.Tarred		85
3	D.Pipes	(60)	54
4	B.Tagg		81
5	S.Night		86
6	R.Ingleaves	(81)	88
7	W.Maykit	(41)	89
8	L.Stooth		89
9	H.Annsaw	(60)	45
10	B.Free		93
11	L.Lyde	(60)	45
12	N.Ovtime	(60)	87
13	M.Labor	(60) (90)	87
14	D.Geruss	(60)	79
15	L.Sirr		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Lance Lyde	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
7 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Bjorn Free	with the hand of God
14 mins	Bjorn Free	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Lance Lyde	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
21 mins	Bjorn Free	from a throw in
25 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
28 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Lance Lyde	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
36 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Bjorn Free	with a dink right on the goal line
41 mins	Willie Maykit	Shirt pulling
44 mins	Lance Lyde	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
48 mins	Bjorn Free	with the hand of God
51 mins	Bjorn Free	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
53 mins	Joe King	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
55 mins	Russell Ingleaves	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
59 mins	Bjorn Free	with a header from the penalty area
62 mins	Bjorn Free	with a header from the penalty area
65 mins	Bjorn Free	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
69 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Bjorn Free	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
76 mins	Bjorn Free	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
80 mins	Dan Geruss	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
81 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Foul and abusive language
81 mins	Lou Sirr	Foul and abusive language
83 mins	Dan Geruss	with a thunderous shot from distance
87 mins	Bjorn Free	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Joe King	Head butting
90 mins	Manuel Labor	Head butting

Match Report

At 24 - 1, We Play Like Girls decided to cut their loses and left the pitch 10 minutes early to avoid further humiliation by Parkers Plonkers.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. We Play Like Girls manager jim smith is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Parkers Plonkers had so much of the ball We Play Like Girls must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
Parkers Plonkers hot shot Bjorn Free chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 16 goals.
We Play Like Girls kept stretching themselves in their attack allowing Parkers Plonkers to retaliate very effectively.
Russell Ingleaves and Lou Sirr clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Michael McLintock's book.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Parkers Plonkers manager Tom Parker does. But 4 4 2 is not the best shape for them.
"I would do anything Tom Parker asked of us," gushed striker Lance Lyde after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
null Apparently We Play Like Girls were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Normal Pitch