Match Report

	(4) 15	-	(3) 3
BeerSquad				Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 10 Tate Urchips 21 Winnie Bago 33 Bjorn Free 39, 46, 80, 84, 88 Midas Well 52, 62, 66 Sheri Cola 56 Samson Night 69 Joe King 73, 76		Bart Ender 15 Herbie Voor 26 Winnie Bago 44

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	2 5 3
63	Possession	37
18	Shots	8
7	Fouls	18
1	Yellow Cards	5
0	Red Cards	2
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	D.Geruss		83
2	A.Kaseltzer	(76)	46
3	A.Thetires	(58)	64
4	W.Bago	(41)	72
5	M.Well		90
6	S.Urai		47
7	J.King		66
8	R.Ingleaves	(31)	43
9	F.Furter		43
10	T.Urchips		79
11	B.Free		83
12	S.Cola	(31)	62
13	W.Melon	(76)	50
14	M.Well		0
15	F.Bisceps		0
16	S.Night	(41)	90

1	B.Cherry		48
2	W.Maykit	(19,51)	48
3	B.Ender	(9,51)	48
4	D.Sore		48
5	N.Ovtime		48
6	C.Mass	(15)	48
7	E.Whatarmy	(19)	48
8	H.Voor		48
9	B.Dwyer		0
10	U.Daway	(15)	45
11	W.Bago		48
12	T.Vision		0
13	L.Briccant***	(15) (41)	47
14	W.Woanty	(15) (62)	48
15	B.Frapples		0
16	L.Stooth		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Bart Ender	Squabbling
10 mins	Sam Urai	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
15 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	Bart Ender	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Willie Maykit	Fighting with fans
19 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Fighting with fans
21 mins	Tate Urchips	with a thunderous shot from distance
26 mins	Herbie Voor	with the hand of God
30 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Passing to Longball
30 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
31 mins	Russell Ingleaves	A mild concussion
33 mins	Winnie Bago	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Bjorn Free	with a great solo effort
41 mins	Lou Briccant***	Squabbling
41 mins	Winnie Bago	A mild concussion
44 mins	Winnie Bago	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
45 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Longball to Passing
45 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Defensive to Attacking
46 mins	Bjorn Free	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	Willie Maykit	Repeated fouling
51 mins	Bart Ender	Repeated fouling
52 mins	Midas Well	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
56 mins	Sheri Cola	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
58 mins	Aaron Thetires	Dangerous tackling
62 mins	Willy Woanty	Head butting
62 mins	Midas Well	with a brave flying header
66 mins	Midas Well	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
69 mins	Samson Night	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
73 mins	Joe King	from a goal kick
75 mins	Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs	changed from Attacking to Defensive
76 mins	Al Kaseltzer	A bruised shoulder
76 mins	Joe King	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
80 mins	Bjorn Free	from a corner
84 mins	Bjorn Free	with a belter from his own half
86 mins	Aaron Thetires	A bruised shoulder
88 mins	Bjorn Free	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

BeerSquad did their goal difference a favour by absolutely tonking a bedraggled Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs 15 - 3. Results like that should come with a health warning. Not a bad day all in all.
It's not just weights Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Jogging practice.
Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs's defeat might have been a win if Barb Dwyer hadn't missed the game as a result of a dirty weekend.
BeerSquad manager Karl Cross agreed to give Bjorn Free a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 5 goals.
Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
2 Mmmrs Phoenix Pigs players were booked for repeated fouling. Their language was pretty foul too when Albert Boneshaker produced the card.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 4 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Karl Cross most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was a great win for us," Winnie Bago told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Ulee Daway told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch