Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 13
Mapperley				Parkers Plonkers
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Bjorn Free 6, 14 (pen), 29, 37, 45, 71, 82 Russell Ingleaves 22 Dwayne Pipes 49 Dan Geruss 56, 64, 88 Hugh deMann 76 (og)

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	3 5 2
31	Possession	69
6	Shots	13
9	Fouls	18
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Arm		78
2	H.deMann		62
3	V.Crow		71
4	A.Rudder	(35)	62
5	E.Jewcation		45
6	B.Cherry		65
7	K.Opener	(70)	67
8	R.Sance		48
9	R.Kleiner		45
10	A.Gravity		75
11	B.Cherry		70
12	H.deMann	(70)	48
13	V.Crow	(35) (90)	47
14	C.Needzit		0
15	E.Jewcation		0
16	D.Tater		0

1	X.Money	(45)	45
2	B.Dover		89
3	B.Tagg	(45)	87
4	L.Briccant	(45)	71
5	R.Ingleaves		88
6	H.First		90
7	W.Maykit		89
8	L.Stooth		88
9	M.Labor		89
10	D.Geruss		81
11	B.Free		93
12	B.Nessround	(45)	89
13	D.Pipes	(45)	90
14	S.Night	(45)	88
15	L.Sirr		0
16	L.Lyde		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Bjorn Free	with a great solo effort
14 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
29 mins	Bjorn Free	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
35 mins	Abe Rudder	A bruised shoulder
37 mins	Bjorn Free	from a goal kick
45 mins	Bjorn Free	from a corner
49 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Dan Geruss	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
64 mins	Dan Geruss	from a corner
70 mins	Ken Opener	A mild concussion
71 mins	Bjorn Free	with a flick on
76 mins	Hugh deMann	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
82 mins	Bjorn Free	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
88 mins	Dan Geruss	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins	Val Crow	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

Parkers Plonkers ran Mapperley off the park with a 13 - 0 massacre.
Whatever it is Tom Parker is putting in Parkers Plonkers's water, we'd like some.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
The Mapperley players looked on in horror as Hugh deMann rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
Mapperley's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 5 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Tom Parker most of his squad are best on the bench.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager Gary Smith following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for Mapperley. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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Soft Pitch