Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(3) 5
Team Martin				The Untouchables
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Emma Roids 14, 22 Huang Annsaw 29, 37, 66 Winnie Bago 45 Sam Urai 52 Peter Pantz 59 Hugh Mungous 73, 86 Leo Tarred 79		Sam Urai 11, 66 Winnie Bago 22 (og) Ken Opener 33 Robin Banks 77

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	1 8 1
68	Possession	32
16	Shots	8
6	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	E.Ible	64
2	L.Nover	44
3	L.Tarred	70
4	W.Bago	76
5	P.Pantz	89
6	S.Urai	88
7	H.Mungous	82
8	A.Nino	53
9	H.Annsaw	72
10	E.Roids	79
11	O.Whackew	42
12	C.Terbocks	0
13	S.Dup	0
14	A.Thetires	0
15	L.Lyde	0
16	E.Dover	0

1	M.Rohsopht		59
2	K.Opener		75
3	B.Crobbery		76
4	S.Pull		83
5	E.Dover		69
6	D.Sore		70
7	D.Geruss	(64)	44
8	R.Banks		62
9	S.Urai		47
10	D.Tater		51
11	B.Arrow	(61)	69
12	A.Hassle	(64)	61
13	L.Nover		0
14	T.Urchips		0
15	R.Sance		0
16	J.Atrics		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Sam Urai	with a thunderous shot from distance
14 mins	Emma Roids	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
22 mins	Emma Roids	from a goal kick
22 mins	Winnie Bago	with an own goal
29 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a brave flying header
33 mins	Ken Opener	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
37 mins	Huang Annsaw	from a free kick
45 mins	Winnie Bago	with a brave flying header
45 mins	Mike Rohsopht	scuffed a penalty
52 mins	Sam Urai	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
56 mins	Mike Rohsopht	scuffed a penalty
59 mins	Peter Pantz	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
61 mins	Bowen Arrow	Unsporting behaviour
64 mins	Dan Geruss	A mild concussion
66 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a dink right on the goal line
66 mins	Sam Urai	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
73 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a powerful header into the top corner
77 mins	Robin Banks	with a strike from the left wing
79 mins	Leo Tarred	with a strike from the left wing
86 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a powerful header into the top corner
88 mins	Mike Rohsopht	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

And top of the The Untouchables Christmas list this year will no doubt be Football For Beginners books all round after their 11 - 5 humbling against Team Martin.
You'd have to brick up the Team Martin's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as The Untouchables discovered to their cost.
The only hope The Untouchables have of turning goalie Mike Rohsopht into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
At every opportunity Team Martin's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Most of The Untouchables clearly thought 1 8 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
The upcoming fixtures now look like a piece of cake, and Team Martin look hungry for it this season.
Luck? Skill? Call it what you like, three points in the bag isn't to be sniffed at and with this result under their belt, Team Martin should finish the season looking rather comfortable.

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